ahhhhhh
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
jess
Mount Vernon, United States
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Anonymous
United States
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
MexyBoy
Nice…
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
thissucks
United States
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
ZAS
United States
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
MrMagicMan000
United States
No place like home
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Top comments
Welshite 40
It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.
GOtllt 17
If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.
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GOtllt 17
If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
wonder if mom was naked with dad or just sleeps naked... could be more weird one way lol
hugozac88 22
It's the only way to sleep
mikepzz 27
A lot of people sleep naked, nice gesture anyway.
IAmzephyr 22
or maybe her mother got a gift from her lover beforehand?
Roskosity 22
I'm sleeping naked right now... Well almost sleeping.
mikepzz 27
Haha me too lol
Araj_Hs 19
You should have knocked before you entered, my friend! Or if you had not entered and got a sneak peek, just pretend like it never happened hahahah
brunettesara5722 17
Lol. if your saw nothing no big deal
Misoranomegami 16
Looks like your dad already have get his present.
Misoranomegami 16
gave her even. stupid autocorrect
ohSNAPyall 27
Just a slip of the tongue. Don't gotta blame autocorrect.
DoomSkuller 28
or a slip of the finger, rather
wvcheesehead 13
Maybe the tongue was the present.
RMLrapemylife 14
le sexy time? ;)
buckstop1 37
Le Down Vote
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I hope you didn't get eggsited.
False_Stupidity 42
You mean excited (the FML has nothing to do with eggs) and that would be very disturbing.
Nymeria_fml 25
It has nothing to do with eggs... unless OP made eggs for breakfast...
MrSassypants 34
Those two eggs made sunny side up would never look the same to OP ever again.
Welshite 40
It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.
JayDay_123 18
Ironically enough, they seem to be wearing nothing.
False_Stupidity 42
Some things cannot be unseen and while it was a lovely gesture on your part to make he breakfast, you should always check if it's ok to come in before entering just in case of exactly this. Many people sleep naked, even parents.
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
That's what knocking on doors are for.
Ironmanplus 12
Agreed
elvispaada 11
she was probably asleep