Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
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Top comments
goatfeathers 1
I don't envy your life.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Just be thankful it wasn't your dad... And that you have clean dishes.
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Comments (150)
goatfeathers 1
I don't envy your life.
bfflrhea 0
... Mental image O.o
biasedshooter 24
pics or it didn't happen!
deathmetalkill 3
shit, wrong comment. here comes the thumbs downs. that was for you boners
nightslayer 6
Can we say awkward O.o
nightslayer 6
Can we say awkward O.o
margie2194 12
Owwww. Serious bonding time :)
No_habla_espanol 11
I told her it was a bad idea! The dishes, that is.
dolphincheddar 10
what's your address? I think I love this woman
TheFunSideOfTheB 2
Since its a girl writing this it should be fine atleast she is not naked around her son
olpally 33
All I have to say is yikes?!? And be glad u don't have to do the dishes?!? Fyl op...
Allie1324 0
HahaXD
Allie1324 0
U play*r ?
commietaco 0
is she hot?...just askin
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Your moms birthday suit is to strip down naked? Sounds like she has fun.
CabooseWins 0
Is it too late to say "Pics or it didn't happen"?
AaronTkr 0
-104 yep. i said that a couple of hours ago.
cupcakemann95 7
Did she lose a bet?
that1guyyy 12
is. she naked often?
grant1023 5
Maybe she's a stipper
silversti 0
or a nudist
sovietkiwi 0
That's not heavily implied..
AaronTkr 0
pics or it didn't happen
Lwelch4567 1
I hope that that profile pic is not u
saIty 17
Your mom just wants to live her life to the fullest. You should take some notes.
EffinToofer 3
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
corporatescoundr 25
someone call Rick James to help explain.
GuyMcGee 0
IM RICK JAMES BiTCH
stro88 6
I'm rich bitch! Darkness is...
Jvr91 8
"**** yo couch!!!!"
KjoeLjan 4
Why were you asleep why the dishes needed to be done?
PrickHead 0
atleast she wasn't using bathroom chemicals...
TUHTLES 8
Maybe OP's mom decided to do them in the morning. Or maybe OP is nocturnal and woke up in the evening to the mother doing dishes.
JustTemporary 24
lol earlier fml :)
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Just be thankful it wasn't your dad... And that you have clean dishes.
MsJoyfull 4
Or that your dad wasn't helping dry, naked.
nixter5 18
pics or it didn't happen :D
iSurf_fml 8
In that cleanin' mood.
EmreArslan 11
Strange that she woke up in the kitchen... Wild night? ;)
Mr_Chow 5
Pictures or not believing it
ObeseKitten 0
YO Op. Me and you should become friends. We'll do all that friend stuff, bur more importantly SLEEP OVeRs!!!!!
pieintheface 0
She probably got cursed by "**** OF GTFO" early in life,