Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
You OK, dude?
Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
Top comments
NewJoisey 0
Um, what sick incest household do you live in?
nam3 0
so you were searching naked sleeping men and found it????
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NewJoisey 0
Um, what sick incest household do you live in?
v1kt4r 13
incestuous...
nam3 0
so you were searching naked sleeping men and found it????
morgrim69 0
do you have the pics my friends loves see ppl like you (gay)lol
Monikabug 9
I fail to see your logic. ^
Bishop0523 0
lol what did you pass out drunk at your friends or something?!?! lol
plaxx_fml 0
And decided to pass out naked?
SassiestLemon 2
22- Good point.
Ketchup_Castle 30
That's what I was thinking happened.
NewJoisey 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
obviously not, she would be clothed. not naked. depending on their age, either a creepy boyfriend/husband. a stalker, or some sick incest family household
wanijima 0
OP is a man, so unless he sleeps without covers too, the pictures themselves don't seem like they'd be that big of a deal. The origin of the pictures, however, definitely is. OP, you've got some kind of pervert and/or prankster in your house.
tellithowitis 13
The covers could've been messed or the stalker could've taken them off for the pic
this_is_real 0
Nice! post the link please?
hoschiadedodi 0
yeah, pics or didn't happen!
Spoiledgirl27 0
hopefully you're at least a hot naked person lol
nvrsaynvr 0
yep! haha
bigboy93 0
that's disturbing
jessxoxo28 5
I agree, lol unlessorr hot?
possumisawesome 0
Its disturbing even if they're hot. Attractive or not, would you like a picture of your sleeping self on the interwebz when you had no idea how it got there, or even who took it?
perdix 31
And you are surprised because you go to sleep and wake up in pajamas? Maybe you'd better cut back on the Ambien -- I've heard that people sleep-eat, sleep-drive and have sleep-sex with that drug. You probably took so much you sleep-self-portraited and sleep-uploaded. Try warm milk instead.
Nic_hole 0
ahhh that's extremely disturbing, I agree with #1
this_is_real 0
dude with all your respect,,,,Got Milk?
bjs318 0
can i have the link?? unless your black or fat then nevermind