Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, it's my 23rd birthday. My family - parents, siblings, and two cousins - asked to visit to help me celebrate. I agreed and spent some time cleaning my place up some. The catch: I relaxed a bit and did it while nude. It felt so nice, I forgot I was nude, so when they came at noon… well, it wasn't the birthday suit I'd hoped they'd see. FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
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Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
This is my nightmare but hey it's not like they don't know what your body looks like.
aliyourpally 12
I bet your sheets smell like ass.
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Comments (154)
PokemonLove993 17
why on earth would you sleep naked without locking your door or knowing it was certain you would have complete privacy?
Grimnirwher9 21
Wrong. The right question is: why on earth would anybody rush in, flash on the lights and yank off the bed sheets? Answer: they shouldn't. that means it should be completely safe to sleep naked.
MissMess 12
Well it could have been worse. At least you were naked in front on two people who have seen you that way millions of times and truly don't give a shit what your body looks like. Much worse to be naked in front of strangers!
samkit 14
happy birthday
samkit 14
hmmm its bday.
finch01 18
hopefully it went fast you sleep naked.see if they do that again...
thehowiie 6
at least you were all dressed in the right attire.
Timber147 9
Ahahahahahah
thewife5 19
If you're going to sleep naked and not live alone... You need to get comfortable enough with your body to sit up, smile and say..,where's my presents? Lol
The_F3rris 11
I always thought that if I were a parent, I would never do this. For exactly this reason. Why do people insist on this for birthdays?
cblock94 7
133-if you look at the name, OP is a girl