Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
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hoppityhophop 0
Well, that's a bit stupid.
allmidnighteyes 11
stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.
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Comments (140)
hoppityhophop 0
Well, that's a bit stupid.
atticuz 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you're stupid. and YDI for sleeping naked.
allmidnighteyes 11
stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.
f4everenergy 0
lols.
Brittney_E 0
hah. was it at night O.o and umm i hope ur no fatty or eww! D: mental picture!!
lillovesyouforev 0
interesting.......
SacOmonkeyNuts 0
how bout I lay these nuts softly on your lips.....and then PUNCH EM into your mouth
nightELFassasin6 0
he's right u prob just wanted to show ur bod and it's prob sick nasty
selenagirl_fml 0
WTF 35????
eyes_wide_shut 0
35 lol
rockediny 0
u lil **** lol
selenagirl_fml 0
YDI for sleeping!!
CitrusGirl 0
53 your a dick. she was probably sleeping naked for her husband.
luis420 0
repost
swimmerstud 7
who sleeps naked?!
PimpdaddyCJT 13
wow that sucks
selenagirl_fml 0
73, people who sleep naked. durrrr...
Opera_Ghost 0
I've read that sleeping naked is healthier.
changetheworld 0
why are so many surprised that people sleep naked.? i don't, but i don't blame them cause it feels good. xD
RyGan 0
" I don't want tight elastic squeezing on my ass while I sleep " -what movie??
nmsm 1
sleeping naked makes you feel so... so... FREE.
beastmode21 0
hahaha #35
skroal 7
YDI for your husband thinking it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while you were sleeping. Shocked, you ran outside naked.
swifft_fml 0
82-Drillbit Taylor? hahaha
bamditzki 0
ydi for sleeping naked, no offense for ppl that sleep naked or live in miami
wiggz1990 0
die skroal
kaylernes 0
true. (: it's comfy. (:
soul_fml 0
Hmmm, part of this fml was chopped off my the mods. Y can't they just let things be?
zanguard 0
I haven't slept naked since the morning my step-sister came in to wake me up. I must have been having an interesting dream at the time if you you know what I mean ;)
LMFAOwned 9
skroal im gonna shove an alarm up ur ass
number0 8
125 - STFU no one cares what you think about skroal
liljeron 0
silly goose
ChocolateEclaire 0
FYL. You don't deserve it, he does...
aliaysleighbasic 0
ya. any type of problems caused by a prank you devised: you deserve it!
CrimsonWolf1294 0
her husband devised the prank. she was just the nude victim...
azn_pridee69 0
LOL win.
TeeHee124 0
Um.. you sleep naked?
paintingxflowers 8
haha... wow.
ALindsey 0
Umm... yeah I got nothin.
HE1D1 0
it was his fault, what a dumbass
qwertyalanna12 0
why where you naked in the first place .... ?
kayladance101 13
some people like to sleep naked.
muppetslover 11
This is why I don't sleep naked!
LosAngelesSon 8
aha' not only does your husband have jealousy issues, hes a douche! congratulations you married wisely!
BikerMike 0
your husband is one big ********
aFMLaddict 0
agree with #4 and so what, you didnt have sex with them now did you? you didnt show them your body on purpose.
Kgirl2cute 6
Since when did the wording of this FML change? +"My husband now won't speak to me, because I showed my body to other men."
Uranus_fml 0
Wow...
ey3seecold 0
Uranus ur pic siriously looks like ur picking Uranus !!!
robnunzi 0
yup she is in there deep!
linx468 8
Hehe, I wonder what her reply will be. xD
LosAngelesSon 8
yup, shes digging.
endawmyke 0
OMG that's frickin nasty
rockediny 0
dats dirty Uranus....-_-
harry71 0
me so horny
alig93 0
take a naked picture of him, post it online, and then don't talk to him for "showing his body to other women" same shit lol.
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
actually its not even close but if u wanna be wrong thats fine
SarahBearXoX 0
yeah it would be the same thing cause it would be a prank which results in nudity and the planner of the scheme not speaking to the victim for consequences they brought upon themself.