Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
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illusong 16
Poor bunny :( That's a pretty unique way of asking someone to prom. Usually they use dogs or cats for the note. Did she go to prom with u at least?
kakakarotcake 17
Your boyfriend should have thought that through. poor rabbit
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illusong 16
Poor bunny :( That's a pretty unique way of asking someone to prom. Usually they use dogs or cats for the note. Did she go to prom with u at least?
keirissleepy 10
op was the one being asked to prom by their boyfriend (without gender I cannot clarify if op is male or female though)
emily4040 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well sense it said their boyfriend, I think OP is a girl.
Nicholas12 15
38 you never know
kingdomgirl94 29
38 that's a very heteronormative assumption! OP could very well be a gay man. Homosexuality is not a myth :P
RedPillSucks 33
True, but most places are simply not liberal enough that people feel comfortable going to the prom as homosexual pairs. So the heteronormative assumption is probably correct.
anythingmustbe 18
Fair enough but by law of statistics it was more likely they were a heterosexual couple.
GhostDuck 30
My prom was on this past Friday, and the prom king's date was his boyfriend.
incoherentrmblr 22
When your bf was looking confused, was also taking a shit on your doorstep?...
9echo 17
Incoherrentrmblr, you are really living up to your name today, man!
TheMathMajor 26
Younger people get more and more accepting with each generation. I think gay couples would feel comfortable going to prom together at most high schools at this point.
incoherentrmblr 22
#96: Thanks, I try :)...
Ccraig222 2
That's sick Homosexuality is WRONG.
moonzombie 13
I feel like #90 was referring to another FML about a guy following a girl home and ******** on her doorstep because she didn't give him her number. At least, I think that's what he was going for. If not, what the ****, man?
kakakarotcake 17
Your boyfriend should have thought that through. poor rabbit
negb 30
An interesting way to ask someone but I imagine even if there wasn't a dog, the bunny would poop in the house and chew things. OP: "Mom! I just bought my prom dress!" Mom: "Well go return it and give me the money. The baseboards need to be redone and the tv needs new cables."
brand125 17
i thought the same thing #55, if it was his own place he probably has it bunny proofed, but at someone elses house unsupervised? its his fault
TunaFireStarter 16
Not to mention even without the dog the poor rabbit could have gotten into something dangerous or hurt itself anyways.
doubleddun 9
You would think he would know she has a dog. Just thinking about something like that happening to my rabbit makes me sad
PenguinBitch 44
I guess it's wabbit season. *loads shot*
PenguinBitch 44
...gun*
extrasnipes 22
I feel so bad at laughing but hate you more posting it
mstoock 12
Omg that's horrible. Poor bunny and sorry for your boyfriend :(
ItsMissLia 19
That's horrible :( poor rabbit.. But the thought was cute.. That would have been a really unique way to ask if it had turned out right.
xxthexmisfitxx 25
It was cute and all, yeah... but it just made me sad. :/
foxwasalamb 24
that was the wrong rabbit hole...
keirissleepy 10
Perhaps you should both go rabbit shopping after the prom to
gabbi630 16
Cute way to ask! :)
MattM95 16
That's so sad :( I hope you guys have fun at prom though, maybe that can be the positive part of this FML.