Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
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Top comments
dyehardxen 19
Time to move out.
Ambient25 25
Either call the police or call a friend to pull it out and follow the cord....I would bet it's the landlord/maintainer though...
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Comments (141)
dyehardxen 19
Time to move out.
TeamKelly 10
Fast... No time to spare.
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That's a last-resort... OP should call the local PD, then rent a metal detector and RF frequency analyzer to complete the search for hidden spy gear, and de-bug her home.
JACKxRAWR 22
#48 - OP can't do that. They control the police. They control everything. The Patriot act? It's THEM man! Disconnect the phones! Wear a tinfoil hat! Move to the hills! They're coming!
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Seriously leave now!!!
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Damn Freemasons... Isn't it enough that part of our tax dollars are going towards excavating King Solomon's temple???
ananas99_fml 10
Yeah, creepy
FluxPavilion 6
Or at least call the police.
Ambient25 25
cool story bro
bamagrl410 31
Calling a company to have the place examined & any recording devices removed can usually end up pricey. I'd just break the lease & move.
NagainaFier 16
Id still say call the police and let the landlord know; God only knows what kind of creep was setting up shop in there.
kakarot2 11
Not if they find something and you sue their asses for invasion of privacy.
niallo 23
Don't bother telling the landlord. They might have been the ones who placed it there. Call the police.
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#95 Congratulations.
Ambient25 25
Either call the police or call a friend to pull it out and follow the cord....I would bet it's the landlord/maintainer though...
gc327072 31
What if it's wireless though? •o•
Ambient25 25
You can still find where it's drawing power. If it's well hidden or elaborate, then it's obviously someone who knows the layout of the building i.e. landlord or maintainer.
frackhappens 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What? That doesn't turn you on?
melkymac101 17
Lol. U r seriously funny!!!!!!
AbstraktThoughts 13
Looks like we've found the culprit...with his creepy ass pic
chlorinegreen 27
Are you at the end of that cable? Sounds like you're excited.
ama87 8
Your joke seems lost on the majority. I see the sarcasm and did chuckle when i read it. Don't give up on the inappropriately timed one liners just yet. Combined with that profile pic tho...
NeatNit 33
OP, I hope you're hot, otherwise someone is going to be very pissed! YDI if you're not.
bluehero 17
#46, You made no ******* sense.
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#53 he made no abstinent sense either :)
Sekkaichi 12
@46 Go home.
ilovedinosawers 17
You're drunk!
NeatNit 33
what don't you understand? think of this from the spy's point of view. if OP isn't hot, he just went through all that trouble (and risked prison!) for nothing!
NeatNit 33
Oh, NOW I see where the confusion is coming from! *YDI if you're not hot. There, now that you understand what I said you can proceed to upvote me because clearly my post makes sense. Hooray!
subiedude08 17
The **** is wrong with u
slidetotheleft 9
Perv alert....I suggest you get rid of the camera now and try and look for others
DracoSpirita 21
Like in your bedroom.
GodPart2 20
Think I saw a soft-**** movie once with the same plot... It may be time to move!!
AboveAll04 14
maybe its an internet link and if you've got the moves like Jagger then u can make some money !
sammyjanette 17
Don't act like you notice it, or the creep who installed it may have time to remove it. Casually leave your apartment, and go to the local police station.
Smoxxii 17
Take them down, look for any remaining cameras and call the cops. I'm scared for you OP
DWT 18
Go to the police. You know that's not legal, right?
rg350dx 29
That's not legal??? Well, shit. Brb have a lot of cam-paintings to take down.
HarroIAmBob 21
No shit, Sherlock
GothickNihilist 15
40 I prefer Nice clue Watson, nice clue.
Ambient25 25
Elementary my good chum
nelroca 7
Scary! Who would guess that you had to check for cameras when renting/buying nowadays.......Times are definitely changing...FYL OP
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
I would definitely call the police. Just think of how many cameras were placed that people didn't notice...