tapeissticky591
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
nekkiddrunk
United States
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
anthony512
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
CK95
United States
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
be_so_slick_56
United States
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Anonymous
Auburn, United States
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
mrmr
United States
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
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Climaxx 11
Oh don't worry, there is bound to be photos to help re-jog your memory!
scoobyfiend 0
Hey could be worse, it could have been duct tape.
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Climaxx 11
Oh don't worry, there is bound to be photos to help re-jog your memory!
Phustercluck 11
I see what you did thar, but don't know if intentional.
Climaxx 11
I still can't see what I did );
ant1ion 12
"there's bound"
Climaxx 11
Oh, haha! Thanks, now I wish I done that on purpose. Should've played it cool..
uberdubers 3
OP, its called duct tape.
GovernorGeneral 8
OP, i suggest you change your name, move to a new town, and get plastic surgery ASAP.
xcrazymonkey32x 0
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug baby" -Tyrom biggums
Crazynopantsman 11
Rick James
ChakatBlackstar 29
#26 Actually it was originally called duck tape when it was first invented during World War 2 because it was made as a way to create a water-tight seal on the military's ammo cases and was called duck tape because of it's waterproof quality. It's fix-everything quality was discovered when the military made improvised repairs in the battlefield and it was sold in it's well known silver color to civilians shortly after the war. Duck tape should never be used on an actual duct because the fabric part of the duck tape is actually flammable. To further the confusion there is an actual type of tape called duct tape. Duct tape is a separate type of tape used specifically for working on ducts.
perdix 31
Why bother with still photos? Surely, someone taped it!
nitemastr15 17
#72, thank you. That was actually very interesting. Im being serious. I can wait to share that with people.
Calyx_fml 22
The video is on PornTube right now!
heygirlie777 21
Last Friday Night!
madskittlesftw 5
Pornhub>PornTube
DoomSkuller 28
There's also a brand of the tape named Duck Tape
HonestTruth 5
At your name OP. Yes, yes it is. Good job. :)
thesubconscious 9
Your smiley face in invalid because of your profile pic
ALlamaOnFire 20
It must of hurt to take off, imagine the pain of peeling duct tape off of your.. 'parts'
ScaughtieHolden 11
Am I the only one thinking this would make a great movie? They could have him try to figure out what happened the night before. I'm a genius! I'll be rich!!
eccentrix 12
Dude, Where're My Clothes?
hockeyoceancity 13
59- We should have him be with three friends too! They lose a friend and they try to figure out what happens and people are chasing them for the things they did the night before! We should name it... "Hangover" Yeah! Sounds good!
Inheritance 10
Hangover part 3 OP ;)
ScaughtieHolden 11
Holy shit 85. You are a genius.
DollyDope 17
Dude, where's the floor?
somewizdom 15
Immediately check for tigers in the bathroom.
itssosparkly 21
OP should be more concerned about vicious cougars.
Blue_Black_fml 21
I'm going off topic here, but I have to say this: 3, I thank you for sharing with the world a picture of your armpit! It's not nauseating or anything...
soccergurrll 8
I agree 100% with #18
daybid 7
Am I the only one that thought 3's picture was a ****** for a second? No? Oh okay....
soccergurrll 8
Haha I thought so too #28. Then I read #18s comment and I was like Ohhh it's an armpit
somewizdom 15
18- You're welcome. And it's not MY armpit 28,29- Did you think that maybe that's the point of the picture?
XoxoRajanae 0
I got it.! It wasn't too funny though
simonsaysYDI 8
48 - Never seen the Hangover but I saw commercials with a tiger in the bathroom and assumed that's what it was from. Either way, its more of a "ha, I know what you're referencing" kind've post..
Marissa1586 18
Wait... Then why do you have a picture of someone else's? That's even stranger... And I just notices that this whole thing is extremely off topic haha
SystemofaBlink41 27
125- kind've? That is...kind've wrong
Mister_Triangle 21
Look on the bright side: you've got what is essentially a free full-body wax
olpally 33
Quagmire had something to do with this, I just know it... Lol
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah you're right. When OP takes the tape off they'll be as smooth as a baby! And it will be pulled by the roots so it will last awhile too!!
jojimugo 20
Hangover moment huh? Well I guess you better get those receipts out and start following the clues
scoobyfiend 0
Hey could be worse, it could have been duct tape.
SkoomaKi 28
"duck taped to the wall....". I think it's safe to say most of OP's body hair would have been ripped out.
fat_snooki_lol 6
Quack, quack!
RadikulRam 16
#11 Duck and duct are different. Unless you were referring to Duck's own brand Duct tape.
Marissa1586 18
I guess the guy who made the post meant duct?? Or am I having a 'no durr' moment? o.0
cjl922 17
Your picture fits perfectly with that
UrCapsLockOn 12
kinky sex .. Nice
alexup24 13
Yet you comment?
SkoomaKi 28
Look at it this way, a strapping young fellow like yourself can say that you have done freaky shit which involved duct tape. How many people can say that? I think you wrapped up that night pretty well.
rsunshine2020 13
Hahah wrapped!...
nerdchic 5
Buh dum tss... Hahaha
brill33 7
I can, lol
ablueshka 0
That's the whole pun stupid
makenna2011 6
sounds like a good night to me ;)
nerdchic 5
Wow 111 - you got all that out of this post? No.. The worst thing would prob be it was a dare and he was too ****** up to remember.
Evil20071 20
rawr much?
redmnky21 8
well... then don't fall asleep at a party with ur shoes on