Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my second child. This wouldn't be so bad if my son wasn't only 10 months old and my partner, the father of my children, hadn't been secretly seeing his ex wife. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML
Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
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Fata Morgana 1029 9
Oh, great. Even MORE kids he's not going to support.
tounces7 28
Don't tell him to pay child support, just have the court system handle it. He obviously doesn't care unless it hurts him personally and he's forced to.
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Fata Morgana 1029 9
Oh, great. Even MORE kids he's not going to support.
coius 23
Dude could use either a vasectomy or a dragonball z-esque power drive up the middle to sterilize him. This sickens me that someone like him is considered a human.
RichardPencil 32
That's not going to hold up in court.
tounces7 28
Don't tell him to pay child support, just have the court system handle it. He obviously doesn't care unless it hurts him personally and he's forced to.
mickymoose1 15
The courts would likely side with you on this matter and order him to pay child support. Save all your chat logs, emails, and videotape or record all your conversations so you have proof of his negligence and will make court go much more smooth for you.
spinspinsugar 12
jeez and you had not 1 but TWO kids with this loser?
FluffyMcFluffs 1
most states the other parent is still financially liable to support the child regardless of if he/she even wants visition.
randybryant799 21
You asked him to pay child support? Get a friggin lawyer. And his response really doesn't even make sense.