Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I waved at someone across the street because I was absolutely certain they were my friend. They waved back, so I walked over. We stood there awkwardly for about ten seconds before I realized I had never seen this person in my life. Apparently they had waved at the person standing behind me. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
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gusgus36 5
well, I hope you said, "I'm so sorry! I thought you were my friend and I was kidding around. I washy really saying you were ugly!" also, YDI for yelling something like that when you couldn't have been 100% sure it was your friend.
CrystalAngel 0
She most really think you're an Idiot! O: But well.. You should have checked out if it really was your friend. It's your own fault d;
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Comments (54)
mattdood 0
hahaha be more careful
therealdavid 0
For a second it had 1337 ydi. rpic
ridder215 7
Poor senile cat
Penguinman909 7
wrong FML?
CrystalAngel 0
She most really think you're an Idiot! O: But well.. You should have checked out if it really was your friend. It's your own fault d;
ALBATROSS9080 0
I did that once but I yelled out "hey faggots", super awkward
bigantennaemay 3
that is.... awesome! ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
anorexicbarbie 8
Hahahaha...shut up.
ilovesexywomen 0
hahaha I've done that before
anettes 7
I'm laughing so hard right now.
gusgus36 5
well, I hope you said, "I'm so sorry! I thought you were my friend and I was kidding around. I washy really saying you were ugly!" also, YDI for yelling something like that when you couldn't have been 100% sure it was your friend.
gusgus36 5
*wasn't ugh autocorrect
InstantRanbowMix 0
I wonder why 'wasn't' was auto corrected to 'washy' i understand how it could have been a typo but when does anyone ever use the word washy?
florenzfang 0
hahaha what did she react ?
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
*How did she react.
Aerious 0
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Yeah_Thats_Me 0
I'm sorry Florenz but everytime i see your pic I think you are blowing a dude.
JimmySlax 0
lmfao.
Phil135 4
Haha those goddamned doppelgängers lol! xD