unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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Comments (317)
GRgoldfish 19
god damn fad wagon!
DippinGrizzly907 27
ICP!!! Are fags
Starchild2229 12
MMFWCL
owencgray 10
They got any Faygo? And jggalos arent that bad its just the name for someon who listns to ICP. Sure they make shitty songs but that is their thing its what they do.
CasseyWasntHere 10
y.e.s
Mr_Scissors 9
I am a "Juggalo". I don't paint my face, I don't do drugs, I don't wear "hatchet gear" and I don't lie cheat or steal. I'm a successful souse chef with two beautiful children. Juggalos aren't as bad when you meet ones like me. I'm not dumb either, I write poetry, I'm an auto mechanic, and I help those in need. Don't be so judgemental of things you don't understand.
slimashli 7
lol that's not really a fad OP they've been around for 20 years
Wolf6661 22
I went through that phase, now I look back and think...how the hell am I still alive?
Sora_McKain 36
I see no problem with this. My own mother is referred to as Juggalo Mama.
Ashton Ochoa 5
I would love if my mom became a juggalo maybe she would finally understand me