unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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littlebro37 2
i'm tired of people looking at me and thinking because i'm a juggalo i'm a bad person, i do drugs, i'm stupid and i'm involved in gang stuff. none of that is true. i'm not one of those juggalos who hates and will make empty threats if your not down. i like other music. i'm not in a gang. i have never done any serious drugs. i admit i have smoked pot but that has nothing to do with icp. i became a juggalo because me and my friend where the out casts in school. nobody wanted to talk to us or even go near us. then one day we met a couple juggalos. they where the nicest people we ever met. they didn't care what we looked like. they didn't care how we talked. they accepted us for who we where. then they played some icp for us and we liked it. at that point i decided to become a juggalo and to this day i think it was one of the best things i have done. no matter what i do no matter what i say i know my family (fellow juggalos) have got my back until the end. mmfwcl
katieshadows 0
My point exactly!!
Brak_Spaceman 19
******' magnets..
strech1012 0
Ummm u must live somewhere messed up if everyone including your parents are listening to ICP.
Apothes 7
Whoop Whoop
B4ND_G33K 4
Whoop Whoop! MWCL
lyngo97 0
Haha, deadly. MCL! WHOOP WHOOP!!
Brak_Spaceman 19
Do you notice and recognize miracles?
redjet51 4
I love how all the juggalos are like, "We're not a gang, guyz, we're a family!" Guess what other group calls themselves a family? The. *******. Mafia. That whole family thing isn't helping your cause.
killaclownswag 0
juggalos are shit
KalCounty 4
I'm so sorry. I lost my best friend to the Juggalos.