unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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JuggaloForLif3 0
I can't believe you people. Just because someone likes something that you don't you immediately think that they're crazy. Stupid. Monsters basically. I am a proud Juggalette. I graduated high school top of my class. I'm down for life and lemme tell you.. I live and die by the hatchet. MMFWCL FAMILY!
babylette96 1
Juggalo parents are the best... They'll love you forever. Trust me.
alien9dude 0
Whoop whoop MMFWCL
travisbroadhurst 0
U really lost on that one :(
Fluffy283 8
I doubt that Juggalos will ever get a positive reputation, if you consider that the most-noticed ones base at least part of their lifestyle/musical taste on a group that flaunts clown face paint, smoking weed, going on about hos and bitches, and doesn't really seem to make serious songs. [ie they have a song about dying and going to heaven and seeing friends they loved. One phrase in this song involves "washing my hair and my face and my buttcrack" with Faygo.] They're not all drug-addicted, grammatically challenged assholes, but the ones who act out "repping the fam" ruin it pretty thoroughly for everybody else.
emmyrae12845 0
We will never die alone, Juggalos' will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must, Each and every one of us. Juggalo!
Stuffaluffagus 25
Juggalos are idiots in facepaint
davestrider 0
Awesome! Gotta get down with the clown ************
Janawa 22
Shut the hell up, ICP is awesome, and it's not like only fags and hipsters or harcore goth teenagers are juggalos or juggelets, and the phrase comes from a song about faygo. They are beast, I new many non-fag people who like them, including me, a lot of people on reddit and my best friend. Also the 6th grade world cultures teacher. And he is not a fag.
ashliilynise 11
My boyfriend is a juggalo... He's been one sense they like. Started.... There's nothing wrong with it