Today, my true crime addiction is so bad, when I read an FML about someone's dissociative personality disorder, I immediately thought they were lying and just preparing a good 'not guilty' defense because they planned to murder someone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a crime drama with my parents. During a tense moment, I casually said, "Oh, I know how to hide a body." They both stared at me in horror, and I had to explain that I meant from watching too many true crime videos on YouTube, not from actual experience. FML
Today, I got contacted by an arm-chair detective do-gooder who was convinced my dad is a serial killer. I asked around and it turns out the do-gooder is actually prime suspect for a local murder and dismemberment. FML
Today, I read a book by a former client who did time for fraud. She swears she's innocent, and blames everyone for her "ordeal": the police, court, judge, and me, her own attorney. She conveniently forgot to mention her two full confessions, one of which was given before the judge. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a self-destructive personality among other things. I saw everything from my past instantly, like photographic memory recall. It was utterly terrifying, from extreme childhood drug-induced trauma that continues to this day. FML
Today, I found out that I fell in love with a diagnosed sociopath, which I didn’t know until I broke up with them though. The worst part is now that I know, I want to go back because I’m fascinated. FML
Today, I realized that my addiction to YouTube true crime had gone too far when I immediately though, "Dead body!" when I came across a seemingly abandoned suitcase outside my building. It's only when my neighbor came outside to pick it up that I stopped calling 911. FML
Today, I found out my parents' entire marriage was a convoluted scheme to get them both permanently unfit to stand trial. I am genuinely scared to find out what they have planned. FML
Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML
Today, both a coworker of mine and my boss agreed that I fit the profile of a serial killer. I don't know what's worse, the fact that they think that low of me, or the fact that this isn't the first time someone's said I remind them of a serial killer. FML
Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML
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HOT_THOT 8
go outside, touch grass.
PurpleReign 2
I’m just.. How are you about to come on this website looking for sympathy for that? “Today, some weird bitch’s true crime addiction is so bad, when they read my FML about my *Dissociative Identity Disorder, they immediately thought I was lying and just preparing a ‘not guilty’ defense because I planned to murder someone. They thought this simply because I was diagnosed with something completely out of my control. FML.” The first OP is the one that should be posting an FML about this, not you. I’ve never encountered someone that is so self obsessed.
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HOT_THOT 8
go outside, touch grass.
RichardPencil 32
Your theory is not so far-fetched. Whom do you think they might murder? Maybe you should watch your back.
PurpleReign 2
You are such a dumbass. I made an account just to comment on this and I’ve been on the FML app for several years. I personally have been diagnosed with DID (I didn’t know I had it and was in denial for six months before I finally accepted that I had it) and that is so ******* offensive that you even considered posting this to be a good idea… Call me a snowflake and call me triggered, I don’t care. I’m well and truly bothered that a person heard DID and immediately thought “murder” wtaf….. I already am embarrassed of my diagnosis and now I REALLY don’t want to tell anyone…
PurpleReign 2
YFDI POS.
PurpleReign 2
I’m just.. How are you about to come on this website looking for sympathy for that? “Today, some weird bitch’s true crime addiction is so bad, when they read my FML about my *Dissociative Identity Disorder, they immediately thought I was lying and just preparing a ‘not guilty’ defense because I planned to murder someone. They thought this simply because I was diagnosed with something completely out of my control. FML.” The first OP is the one that should be posting an FML about this, not you. I’ve never encountered someone that is so self obsessed.