Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
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Mattskii 0
I used to work at screamfactor, and we were not allowed to touch so YDI
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What kind of haunted mansion are you working on? Every time I have worked in a haunted house or the like, they have made it a point to tell us to scare people WITHOUT touching them. It avoids incidents like this one and keeps them from suing you for unwanted touches. I'm going to have to say YDI for this one because there are so many better ways to scare people.
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Comments (123)
CitrusGirl 0
Ouch?
Hgielad_720 0
YDI for being a creeper!
Hgielad_720 0
YDI for being a creeper!
CoolAsian 0
what. douxhe
KingDingALing 9
PWNED BY A 12 YEAR OLD!!!
pinkpillowz 0
I probabley would have done that to!
flyersfan365 0
Yea your aren't supposed to touch them. Isn't that a rule?
Skroal_stomper 5
In a haunted house you are not allowed to touch anyone. If you were grabbing people you need fired and deserved being kicked.
DesiGir324 0
I also thought you werent allowed to touch the people.... must be a fun job nonetheless. blocking out that little incident of course ;)
SleepyHead34 0
ur suppose to touch thm thts the point of scaring somebody whn thr walkin n thy dnt notice u, genius !! smh
YDI_S 0
YDI for crouching on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of youe job there to scare the people passing by. A 12 year old girl walked by, you grabbed her leg, and she kicked you in the face. --------------------------------------------------- You had to go to the ER because you have a wimpy face.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
****.
kisssit 0
Haha! FYL :D
flyersfan365 0
#46 there's way to scare people without touching them. you idiot
Hgielad_720 0
46, you sound like a moron.
andrewzzz 0
my first thought was PEDOBEAR GOT REJECTED
the_flirtt 0
maybe the no touching rule is just for knotts?
1664beerbelly 0
ouch is right! something similar happened to when i worked at c cheese. share your stories at survivingu. com
xFalzz 0
Sounds like Skroal is back
Person000 0
you're not supposed to touch them but the good haunted houses do to make it extremely scary. I remember i was in a haunted house when I was like 10 or so a clown came around the corner with a clever knife and I accidentally punched his face.
Mehness 0
86 - Nah, you're just not supposed to touch them. Lawsuits and all that good stuff. Think of it this way: Are you allowed to walk up to smexy peoples and touch them either? No, you're not.
the_flirtt 0
haha ya I don't know what I was thinking - 102
rciccone 0
COOL GIRL ^_^
pandalovesreggae 0
Unless you sign a waiver beforehand they can NOT touch you. haunted house enthusiast speaking.
TenderizeMe 0
Why would she do that, was obviously a joke and you were just pulling her leg.
RedJester23 6
I do know some places where you must sign a waiver to allow the haunts to touch you.The only thing I don't understand is that those waivers that you have to sign requires you to be 16ish, depending on the place. But anyways, that really sucks for you OP, but just so you know, this is a authentic pedobear rejection moment.
Gen2105 0
Well... judging by your location: if you're working at Canada's Wonderland for Halloween Haunt, you aren't allowed to touch the people anyways... however, if you're at Fear Fest in Niagara, that's an entirely different story! I love it there though! I can get really scared!
stephanie0613 0
Every haunted hotel, house, trail etc. The people that scare aren't allowed to touch anybody just yell or whtever and chase you. Op YDI for grabbing her and 46, you're an idiot.
Dragons_corner 6
lol I went to a haunted trial and yes they touch people they were adults, family, and/or friends. Also that was the one where a girl was hunched over in her costume and had to fallow us. I noticed her and said "hi" the other found her when she ran into the car she was suppose to disappear behind.
Dragons_corner 6
I ment "trail" not "trial".
SarahBearXoX 0
Pedo bear has found a new occupation.
tizzwang 0
#46 you make it sound like you hide in a cupboard and then jump out to scare someone and start touching their face
bigblue95 0
good for her. now we know that she isnt stupid and she wont sit there while someone is attacking her. she is going to defend herself.
alsnyder12 0
and you DIDN'T see it coming?
ElOres 2
Wow, you should be glad that you're not being sued. It's illegal to touch people in those things.
morgan06 0
ur not supposed to touch the people.
Cupcak3bby 0
Actually, its not. But they can press charges since some people have actually had heart attacks from the fright. But really its all fair game.
macgirl21 0
thts not allowed, working at a haunted house/mansion/etc. your not allowed to touch anyone, an actually grabbing their leg would leave you open for a lawsuit
Jerzyginger74 0
Sorry but you almost have to expect that would happen. YDI for scaring kids for a living, lol.
redheadregect 0
your an ass
TheDrifter 24
No it was what you did to them after you scared them that got you the time 65.
iRyanJr 0
#33 You're*
nygunns1 0
not really I was at a haunted house and someone jumped out and I punched him and knocked him out. I later learned it was someone in my grade lmao
Mattskii 0
I used to work at screamfactor, and we were not allowed to touch so YDI
cbroxs17 0
Your profile pic is creepy. Just sayin
fmlfmlc0de 0
agrreed
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
talking about creepy, have u seen ur profile pic??????
chogle 8
You guys must go to/work at some weak haunted houses. Everyone I know of around here, they're allowed to touch you. Hell, there are even some where you will be pulled away from the group of people you are with. Don't just assume that every single haunted house has the same rules dummies.
Telinaa 0
So, because you weren't allowed to tough at your job, the OP shouldn't be allowed to touch at their job? Of course, I totally understand. Idiot. ;-;
MyFirstKiss 0
i used to work at howl-o-scream in tampa
hurtandabused 7
That's wat I thought when I read it! U can't touch. That's the main rule. At universal they tell the customers they cant n wont
grajax 24
Certain haunted houses allow people to be touched.
retardalert 10
"I used to work at one haunted house, so obviously I know every rile for every haunted house ever" dumbass
soysauce1208 18
people have reflexes ya know! ydi for grabbing her leg! what happened to a simple BOO!??
afroninjashuffle 0
boo doesn't scare kids anymore these days, gotta try different tactics. but still no touchy on the kids
airforcebound 0
thats the ****** approach, you know doin just enough to get by and to still get paid fyn
Domodon 0
Ydi for touching ur not supposed to touch the people
fmlfmlc0de 0
rapists work there probably ;o
keepmeonthedl 7
That's not always true. There's a haunted forest here where they grab your ankles. Don't assume it's not allowed everywhere just because the places you know of don't allow it.
bowlingstar 1
hahahahaha
DrAwesome 6
Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!!
Action_Bastard 0
lol love the reference
DrAwesome 6
THANK you, I thought that no one would... Oh my goodness, AND your name is Action_Bastard? :O You must be an extreme hit with the ladies. Shin Chan FTW.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What kind of haunted mansion are you working on? Every time I have worked in a haunted house or the like, they have made it a point to tell us to scare people WITHOUT touching them. It avoids incidents like this one and keeps them from suing you for unwanted touches. I'm going to have to say YDI for this one because there are so many better ways to scare people.
twitch851 9
with does ydi mean anyway?!?!?
BnaLovesZsk25 0
haha good one ignorance. it means " you deserve it "
iGrenade 0
ignorance is a weirdo.
adorkable_spazz 0
haha Ignorance is awesome. i love reading her comments. [:
zeix 2
like saying im gonna shove my foot knee high up yo ass hole!
marinus_fml 20
Hope you don't get done for sexual harassment, you pedophile!
DanielleD93 16
You're an idiot...
ifailplzinsultme 0
I bet you pulled her down, chained her to the bed and did your thing
fmlfmlc0de 0
u have such a perverted mind. besides how could he tie her to a bed ? there is none
ifailplzinsultme 0
haha in a house there is ALWAYS a bed
sjuniorg 3
haha
TomMower 0
Indeed
spazz666 18
Is this really where your mind goes to? What the **** is wrong with you people?