Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
biggerthanlife 0
Correction. *"I'm 24 years old, and I STILL live with my MOM."*
aleishaa_jadee 13
#24.. She is Australian, it's Mum not Mom. She isn't American. Check up on the difference between actual English and American English before you start nit picking at how Australian people are spelling things.
smithra9172002 5
Actually, the word "mum" originated in the 1300s and means "to keep silent". You should put that word to use next time instead of trying to pass off slang as english. No, the USA was not here in the 1300s.
Llama_Face89 34
107- I've always called my mother mum. It's only since I've moved to the US I hear people saying mom.
biggerthanlife 0
73. I dont give 2 *****. But thanks.
h8rs_get_at_me 4
15- they weren't saying that OP should go to college, they were saying that OP goes to college and it's expensive and can't afford to move out
rubberduckie94 13
I think it is time to start keeping the condoms the at your boyfriends house.
reccee 0
24 and live with your mom? Ya FYL loser.
KeyboardWarrior 10
You're so ignorant it hurts.
tiarrae 10
29 - How does that make OP a loser? Maybe she can't afford her own place at the moment.
ImDB8 0
She want grandkids
EyeCeYu 7
Still mommy's lil baby :D
fleg 9
I can understand living at home at 24. But if you're 24, living at home, AND your mommy still cleans your room, I'm thinking she has every right to bitch at your for whatever she wants.
Awsumuzzie 12
I don't think you thought of this, but op could be in my situation. I have moved out and I work and go to school. During my hours out of the house, my mom lets herself in my house without my permission, cleans it, and calls me during work or class to tell me how she saved my life by cleaning. Totally possible.
skyeyez9 25
Change the locks on your doors.
israelnotjacob 20
I would give my mom a key to my house FOR EMERGENCIES, but if she were just coming over unannounced whenever she felt like it I would change the locks. When you've moved out a parent has no right to just come over when you're not home unless it is an emergency. Sounds like your mom hasn't accepted that you're on your own now. I hope you do realize she is just "cleaning" so she can snoop.
ddeathbombb 5
I suggest you move out really soon
titzenpitzer 9
you're 24 and your mom still cleans your room? Seriously?
jwebster 8
Get the used rubbers off the floor next time