Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
Estapc 3
I agree Ydi time to get the titty out of your mouth and move out.
tsquaredyosur 3
Then why in the hell is your "mum" cleaning your room
tfb4u 8
You should probably clean your own room.
jhall0719 0
Well your mom shouldnt be cleanin ur room... Ur a "grown" man and you probably should be living on ur own by now
Nudi_fml 13
Perhaps its about time you moved out.
arrowtopatella 11
Although I haven't even spoken to my parents in 2 years, let alone lived with them, I remember my mum would come into my room while I was at school and clean it all the time. And when I got home and saw it was cleaner, it was terrifying, in case she found something I was trying to hide...
2Siccckkkkkey 2
She wants you to go raw haha
ishmail2000 4
Happened to me when I was 16. Dad & stepmom threw the found box of condoms out. Told em the box also had money in it and they were forced to gimme $200. HA!
kianaskyallain 0
Well if your 24 and your still living with your ......... (self-explanatory)
killthepolarbear 4
this goes along perfectly with the one right underneath this one in the recents list