Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
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LittleMissMack 0
Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.
Betty7 0
oh come on... its just birth control.
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casanova_fml 0
response. "yep, you raised me right ya ****"
look_its_me 0
this.
kevinwestonjonah 0
well maybe if u weren't such a *****.....
rachelliz 1
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YDI. You're the one having sex and you're a teenager. Why does no one else realize this is a BAD thing?
tribalboy815 0
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i realize it, it is the op's fault
Chocolate_Chunk 2
rachel: because it isn't.
lindsaylu98 0
maybe shes not having sex maybe she has really bad periods... did anyone think about tht???
Chad_the_Brony 0
^Seems Legit
pandaRanda 0
Lol yeah she a butch callin you a *****
smump 0
As long as it is safe its fine. Also OP never said she was a teen.
Alexweber929 14
She still lives with mommy and mommy was searching her room, and she was hiding booze in her room and was freaking out about it, shes a teen
neonoodle 0
Today, I found all these empty alcohol bottles and birth control pills in my daughter's room. It turns out I raised a *****. FML.
Betty7 0
oh come on... its just birth control.
greendaygirl999 5
Exactly. Shouldn't her mom at least be happy that her daughters being safe about having sex? Granted, she shouldn't be doing it in the first place, but it's better than being one of those stupid bitches who think the pull out method is legit. Anyway she could just be on the pill so she wouldn't have to deal with a period every month.
cocainewhore 30
#102 I don't think it's fair to say that the OP shouldn't be having sex. As long as she's of legal age and is being safe then there is no problem.
badluckalex 23
Ya I'm going to go ahead and not take sex advice from someone named "cocainewhore"
FusionPlacebo 26
It's actually worse on for periods on birth control. You get it randomly and sometimes more than once a month.
xyris_fml 28
I'm on depo provera, which stops periods completely, because my cramps were so bad that I missed school and work. It's not always just about sex but it also means I'm more protected when the time does come.
countrygal926 0
your mom is crazy
caitlin21holly 0
ur fat
CakeBaker11 0
caitlin your a bitch
bizarre_ftw 22
A stupid bitch with self-esteem issues apparently, what ******* reason would you have to say that to someone unless you have issues with large people, and said issues normally come from self loathing, so get a therapist and **** off *muttered* stupid bitch >.>
dorworters 9
now, ok, caitlin was rude. that was uncalled for. but cmon, at least shes not lying AND being a bitch.
KittyChesire 12
And you're an asshole! Enjoy your stay on FML where hate isn't accepted
haylea 0
Seriously? My mom was the one who wanted to put me on birth control haha!
LiveLauglove 0
same with mine! haba
MBrabs1996 22
Honestly same lol
LittleMissMack 0
Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.
meganski 0
HAHAHAHAHA! I love the fact that she called you a ***** because you're being sensible about things (although that's disputable if you have a lot of empty alcohol bottles under your bed :S) PLEASE tell me your response was 'takes one to know one'!!
AliSama 17
birth control pills are also used for hormonal balance and to help with medical conditions.
kevinwestonjonah 0
nobody gives a shit ******
ACraftyTiger 5
yeah my sister has PCOS and diabetes so she takes birth control. DERP
sbstar2017 8
I'm on birth control for my awful period cramps
SailorSolaris 43
My sister had an ovary removed, so she needs birth control just to have.her period every month.
Sarthaas 0
Ouch! That's below the belt for a mom to say.
ChairmanMao 0
Wow, that was outrageously harsh. Regardless of whether you are sexing it up or not, I mean, you might only have gotten them to ensure safe sex with your steady boyfriend (and only your steady boyfriend), that was harsh. I'm trying to put you in a not-whorish light. But if you ARE having sex with multiple partners, and usually to wasted to know who they are, remember that birth-control pills don't keep the herpes away! So in THAT case, especially... FYL.
k22_fml 0
I agree with 10. if it's only you and your boyfriend, ur being smart. and if not...well your mom said it best finglife.blogspot.com
SamR1316 1
MaShe didn't want a lecture. Besides, isn't it sexist to say that a woman with multiple partners is a *****, but if a man sleeps with multiple partners then he's cool.
Rawrrcx 0
A man with multiple partners isn't cool. It just makes him a man *****.
Alexweber929 14
Cmon, theres a difference between multiple partners and a stockpile of used bitches