Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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Top comments
MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
jmmorris1 0
why are u still living with your mom in the first place
zack11742 7
Doesn't matter had sex
tessia12 0
I will be like **** off I'm old enough to have sex
heatherleeann17 0
There is nothing wrong with having your mommy take care of you. My sisters 24 an she STILL needs my mommy to take care of her even though she lives at my grandparents and we take care of her baby. I mean crap happens.
tonygar 17
You're 24 & still live at home & Mommy still cleans your room?? You should show some respect & stash your rubbers in the car. Now if you pay rent to good ole Mom & Dad, that's a different story
friedbunnies 9
YDI for living at home. moving out is 6 years overdue.
israelnotjacob 20
If you think moving out at 18 is a good choice for everyone nowadays you're an idiot.
HeyHey_Star 3
Why is she cleaning your room?
bellygirl2000 0
When they r found u ask your bf if u can move in if u can't deal w your mum
gooduck 6
I clicked "ur life sucks" but rethinking my vote, this is ur fault my friend - if ur 24 get out ur moms house!
BunBunBabe 8
Tell her to wake up as stop dreaming