Today, my husband walked in on our daughter naked in the bathroom, which was awkward enough for both of them, but it also meant he discovered her nipple piercings and thigh tattoo. She’s only 15 years-old. The shouting hasn’t started yet, but it's coming soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter and I had the displeasure of walking in on my husband going down on another woman. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that it’s been 2 hours and my daughter won’t stop bawling, or the fact that my husband threw the biggest fit, because I “had to come home too early.” FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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xaddrus 17
christ. how did the tattoo artist do that without y’all’s permission? sounds like you could sue
Crowned Sataness 12
soooo you know about both and failed to handle either?
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xaddrus 17
christ. how did the tattoo artist do that without y’all’s permission? sounds like you could sue
anon9878 7
I’m pretty sure she gave consent which is why the father will be yelling
coolrunnings1021 14
Dont you need to be 18 to get a tattoo?
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
In France yes. And quite right too. This is a mother who is not doing her job
Crowned Sataness 12
soooo you know about both and failed to handle either?
ejfs 8
Surely it's illegal for anyone under 18 years old to have nipple piercings? O_O
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Alright, OP. I want you to look at the camera and say 'I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.' Got it?"
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did YOU know she had those piercings and tattoo? I know for the tattoo, most places require you to be at least 18. I don't know about that particular piercing since I've only had my ears done, but I'm guessing it would at least require parental consent. So if you knew about it, and you let your daughter do that to herself, YDI. I hope he chews you both out. A tattoo on her thigh and a piercing in her nipple? She has a bright future ahead of her as a stripper, **** star, or prostitute.