Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
Aoifexzx 3
Is she religious?
cherryllollo 7
she probably wants grandbabies
CrazyManNo9 29
Probably been said, but... Living at home, no? Having MUM clean your room??? God help me, NO! Pay her a bit for the room and lock the damn door. Or, move out. Well, in other words, grow up.
MDTeddy 13
Parents seem to not want their kids to have sex. If they are graduted then let them use all the protection they want with their love.
RussianFox 13
80- Wrong place, wrong time.
MDTeddy 13
Move out, but how will she react to pregnancy? She does know you have sex for that right?
Pandoria 3
Id guess you're Asian... Lol... My mom's the same
j_cat187 20
I think you need to grow up, clean your own room and move out. If you are old enough to have a long term relationship, then you are old enough to be independent.
AcidRaen 4
Are you sure about that? I was in a long term relationship when i was 16. That was with my first boyfriend. I was with him for 1 year and 3 months. And now im in a lifelong committed relationship with my fiance and when we met i was 19 and he was 18. The way you are brought up and your personality really deternines when you're ready to live on your own. You also don't know op's financial situation and she could still be in college for all you know. Stop judging people when you don't know their story or whole situation.
Tempest559 12
Time to move out.
enonymous 9
Did she clean those too? I hope so Recycle Reduce Reuse and don't pollute