Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, I found out the sole reason my son insisted on buying the house he did is because he was told on the grapevine that one of his new neighbours is a hot 20-something who never closes her curtains to undress at night. I raised a perverted idiot. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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jmu2011 6
*fap fap fap fap fap*
ghostlilac 25
Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P
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Comments (127)
DsDude 5
Lol
Doribella98 14
Trying to get first comment? You got it, but it's not a good one by just saying "Lol"
jmu2011 6
*fap fap fap fap fap*
n_epic_fail 14
What's with all these mom/sex FML's
monkeysareyummy 0
*mom opens door* "what in the name of Holy shit are you doing???" "Uhhh... Cramp?"
nublets 12
He was just trying to make the worlds first **** orchestra!
zack11742 7
Doesn't matter had sex...with hand
Idonebeenhad 17
Please knock -.- .... Believe it or not, we're not always doing things like that, but some privacy is nice. I assume you enjoy your own privacy, right?
kyarush 10
That's why I have a welcome mat. Giggity
afunnyterdcody 5
Haha that is ****** hilariouse
greatdanen 6
it's just **** mom
PegaDolphin 7
You have a welcome mat so that your mom can accidentally come in and find you jacking it? Wow same here bro
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
That is kinda a disturbing image.
DillonMidge03 3
What's hilarious is your grammar lmao
straightxedge74 0
What's hilarious is how much of a tool you are.
thgiL 9
Yeah it's annoying having people barge into your room, even if your not doing something this private... Families need boundaries to.
Virtual_BS 13
Interesting how OP never stated exactly what she found out, but everybody knows.
Giggles12 1
Hahah u spelled ******* and hilarious wrong
ygdrassil 17
It's categorized in sex.
greatinbed 0
#191 your cute(:
sean5 0
Holy shit u r phucking ghey
jesse91 12
my parents still don't know the meaning of the word 'privacy', and i'm 21.
nm11 4
so is your spelling 145 ;)
iykwim1220 1
Yes, FYL indeed :P
crystalxa 35
Have you been finding some crusty socks and towels?!
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
my family walks in while im in the shower or using the bathroom at all.. if the doors locked they jimmy it open
RILEYsmitten 6
That's Right !!!!
RBntM 10
Signs shouldn't be ignored!!
gamercanadian 11
I read that's right in meowth's voice for some reason, like when he goes meowth that's right.
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Lol me too.
Every1luvsfmls 6
Because they are playing pokemon
thefaced 0
Mine says " No trespassing- bookstore will be shot, survivors will be shot again" yep... No one walked in on me yet!
thefaced 0
DAMN AUTOCORRECT * violators... I have no clue why that happened?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
I ******' died laughing at "Bookstore will be shot."
mentalkayse 7
ditto lol
MatheusRajuidas 5
You better at least knock next time. Or tell him to lock his door if he can.
M3NT5HUN 0
Hey if you have one ...add me on FA http://www.furaffinity.net/user/sliifoxx/
MatheusRajuidas 5
#62, YDI for being moderated.
capper44 18
Y to lock it, where are your manners to knock!! However i bet that OP kid didnt have nob with lock...
texashater75 16
No, but I bet he has a highly polished one.
shihtzupup98 3
LOL!!!!! thanks for makin my day 100
mikesvodka 1
I have officially lost IQ points reading that comment....my god
ghostlilac 25
Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P
iTz_x_BurneddPs3 0
What if this is the parents side of it ? :o
Da_Gr8_JamDonut 1
Yeah I saw that haha
KeyboardWarrior 10
So did everyone else haha
rebelsrock 17
Maybe that was OP's kid
kamikrazy 6
Anyone else went back to read the FML about hardcore ****?
FiFiLovee 26
It's 2014 now.. I didn't get to read the FML about the hardcore ****. :(
laden_swallow09 35
ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE! I thought everyone knew that? Evidently not. YDI for not reading the warnings. They're more than decoration. -.-
PenFifteen_fml 0
Guys, there's no menu button on my tablet, so I can only type responds. It updated to the honeycomb version, just to let you know.
DaKillaMafia 2
All I have on my door is a US flag patch that the military uses.
Tits_N_Turbos 20
There's a British Version of that, you know, the one your guys keep 'accidentally' shooting at.......
RacerX1695 1
All I have on my door is a couple of knife marks from when a friend was demonstrating how his stabbing and slashing techniques were unbeatable.
M3NT5HUN 0
I don't have a door :/ I have a couch
dylanmurre 4
I don't have to worry about it.... Because I moved out when I turned 19.
xcarxcrashx 9
Wooooow you guys and your doors! So interesting!!!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Mines has a "No fat chicks sign"
Xephyr 1
All I have is a sign that says "Don't come in, I'm probably masturbating."
nm11 4
I read your profile hehehe :) For number 31 btw -.-
ouchie1013 0
this really weird cuz my door has a sign that says 'daddy's girl.' *shutters*
nm11 4
Shutters or shudders?
derpspot 2
Did he look in your eyes and finish like a boss?
Mariebaz 11
That's disgusting.
nynylynn 10
Win. :D
bingababe 16
Win for the reference but fail for using the most disgusting one!!
monkeysareyummy 0
Incest... Yuck.
meihua 19
Nothing the OP says hints to a relationship.... Maybe the OP is a girlfriend or a friend
Dracoboxer357 36
10- If I walked in on you "double clicking your mouse", would you look me dead in the eyes and finish like a boss? No? Good, cause I usually don't get embarrassed by much and I'd stare right back. :p I'd also think you had some mental defect. What I'm curious about is why you think they might. Reflecting much? ;P (Yes I'm teasing you somewhat, don't take it personal.). ;p
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
The first thing that came to my mind is "Oh my god you sick ****".(Assuming the OP is the mom) This comment is safe to say it can induce vomiting. In my opinion anyway haha.
thisiswilli_fml 5
Damn I would never me able to finish while looking in YOUR eyes....
derpspot 2
First off: just a joke and a referencing comment. Second, no where on here does it say OP was the mom could have been friend, girlfriend or guest. Also, embarrassment is for ******* ladies and gentlemen. (: same way everyone poops; everyone masterbates.
mwrc8man94 1
You sicken me
TheEpicMilkMan 13
@111 you're more perverted than the 14 year olds going through puberty, and embarrassment is for *******? just leave, this is fml the place full of embarrassments *facepalm*
Amarve 4
When is this over used joke going to get old..?
VictoriaSchultz 8
I'm guessing that's what you do
greatinbed 0
#42 your cute(:
Mariebaz 11
Bahaha I do not envy you. FYL indeed.
SwaggerDownPat 0
"I had an itch!"
A7x4REVer 3
A very violent one!