Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.
Bauer_fml 0
Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?
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Comments (105)
greenfairy_fml 0
you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.
missababgaga 19
If my parents flipped out for finding condoms in my room, I would point out that I'm at least being safe about it. I mean really, which would they prefer!?
Seegtease 0
That was nice of her.
Amkii 0
Yeah, I agree! It was very nice of her to clean your room AND organize your sex stuff! lol! =D
poezpoee 0
yo dis girl a freak! I wonder if she's hot, ooooh the things I would do
GardeningHoes 0
Thanks to you, everyone who read that, is now much, much dumber, may god have mercy on your soul.
mk58 31
Looks like 100 is a little on the horny side...
MariahMurderr 7
No it's may Neptune have mercy on your soul...
Okeenow 0
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If you're old enough to use those toys, you should be old enough to move out!
bigbirdxdlol 0
you don't know that she could be sixteen and using that stuff... I do........
jujubanzen 2
That's surprisingly not true. Many kids start sexually experimenting at around 14-16, and I would not be surprised if this were the case.
Bauer_fml 0
Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?
BMF_Dallas 0
No she's upset cuz she took the bondage kit
exceptyourheart 0
what happened to the bondage kit, then?
Petrov1989 0
I never get my room cleaned for me.
camthezero 0
My mom would do that. I know she would. At least she organized them for you, right?
poezpoee 0
when my mom cleans my room it's usually because she's looking for my Mota
Iwetmyself 0
Cute mother.
SelfawareAimBot 0
you have a pretty cool mother, its embarrassing but it could have been worse.