Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
hewro_failure 11
It's more of an FML cause you are 24 and still living with your parents. So ydi
msrabbit625 4
I mean its problem that u still live at home.
kriz_allizwell 6
where im from, were stuck with our parents FOR LIFE...oh,and FML...
RedPillSucks 33
Most posters never read through the entire list of comments before adding their own. So my PSA will be to reply to every third comment about "You're 24 and still living at home..." please see comment #68
kayvan 8
YDI for living at home.
iamcoolyo 5
If you live at home with your mama, oh yes son I'm talking!!! No Scrubs!
sixsixSICNESS 0
Bigger FML? You still live with your mom.
rooboy 16
I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone who not only lives with their mother at 24, but their mother cleans their room for them.
jessiejess020 0
you're 24 years old and your mom cleans your room for you?
SingingOtter 0
Its she mad at you for using condoms because she may want grandkids? Just saying...