Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
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Top comments
SethFAX 19
Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti
rickyricoco 12
sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues
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Comments (41)
badmandilon 19
That's rude XD
Retaheki 27
I bet he forgot to plug in the headphones.
rickyricoco 12
sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues
noik01 13
Hope you can move out soon
SethFAX 19
Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti
jesuis_julie 21
That's disturbing.
granCanyon 12
Your parents will treat you like a kid until you start acting like an adult. Doesn't matter if 15 or 40. An adult would have a serious talk with his mother, a kid would write a FML about it ;)
kayla__brianna 10
Your two posted FMLs must confirm you are also a child then.
JKW35 21
You must be a child then, for being on FML, and for posting such an insensitive comment.
alysssssssa 16
sounds like that could make for an awkward family dinner
born_hustla 26
I think your mom should take care of your dad. Sorry OP. And according to your mom, what's old enough for sex?
pl0xs3rver 45
Fifty years old
rosesxo 13
Probably when she gets married
Jasim 17
You should introduce earphones to your dad.
Mynamewontfi 40
I hope you're joking, otherwise, you're an idiot. It's not always financially possible for someone to move out their parents home the moment they're 18. You don't know OP's situation.