Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
Oh, bloody hell.
jkmartinjk 16
pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.
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Xavi89 0
fyl homie!
skyttlz 32
Actually, up to 10 days is normal.
Narchico 0
Give 'em an offering of Devil Band-Aids! That should appease the blood demons!
SecureReflex 0
I suggest you date rape your aunt.
po_ta_to 0
Well, how do you think they feel? Every girl is entitled to get irritated at the world during her period. It hurts, it's messy, not to mention your an emotional wreck. Just try not to bug any of them, OP, and it'll be over soon.
WearingHats 14
Just as a man can tell her to get out of the house for not shutting up about it.
MC_Cracker 0
go **** yourself that's not a legitamate response should we let emotionally distressed criminals run rampant cause they can't help it
dickster 0
MC Cracker, it's legitimate. Spelling really isn't that difficult...
premiermois 5
This is retarded. PMS is largely psychological. The attitude associated with it, I mean. I've never, and I mean never, been a bitch while on my period unless something legitimately pissed me off like it would any other day. It's just a matter of if you want to control yourself, or think you're entitled to ruining everyone else's day because 'you're special.' Girls, you're not puppets, you can control yourselves god damn it.
friedblueoyster 0
PMS gets worse as you age. When I was in high school I never had PMS symptoms/bitchy moments but as I've aged it's progressively gotten worse. It comes to a point when you can't control the depressed/angry feelings. Many girls *do* take advantage of PMS to be bitches but there are times when the hormones cannot be "controlled."
MC_Cracker 0
excuse the iPhones spell check asshole
shortyshort21 0
I'm always pissed a week after my periods...
marleyvk 0
dude, that is a bullshit myth.
wwerulez14 6
Actually it's not... Google it.
justmyluck1212 0
I think wat #2 meant was that PMS is sumn coined by pharmaceutical companies to make u take meds. There isn't pre or post mestrual pain, just menstrual pain. But these women aren't PMS'ing, they're MS'ing.
rofflewaffle 9
Truth. I get irritable a few days before, so I try to stay away from people as much as I can. I also get really weepy before and during my period. Everything will make me cry. So my boyfriend will suggest chicken for lunch, I'll snap at him because "I'm so damn sick of chicken," and then I'll start crying for yelling at him. :(
theprey 0
never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.