Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I have had 4 nosebleeds. Four of them, full-on, almost passing out nosebleeds. It's only noon. I think I need to see a doctor. FML
Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was surprised to see a lot of blood when I looked down the toilet while I was pooping, as I don't have my period right now. I've been heavily constipated since I've consumed my allergy medicines. The thing is, I need them to function normally, as I'd be sneezing every minute if it wasn't for them. FML
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smoochmysnoot 6
Oh, honey..FYL. I hope you feel better soon!
Wadlaen 24
Well, from the bright side, it seems like things can only be better!
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smoochmysnoot 6
Oh, honey..FYL. I hope you feel better soon!
Wadlaen 24
Well, from the bright side, it seems like things can only be better!
FluffythePink 23
Double check your medication side effects! One of my friends was on some antibiotics that can make you 'bleed from your mucosal membranes'. It's one of the 1 in 10,000 chance effects but it does happen. First she had nose bleeds, then her gums started bleeding (which was odd because she has no gum disease), then she started spotting badly and she hit the Dr up the next day when she started bleeding from her bum. No one in the surgery or pharmacy had ever actually seen the side effect it's so rare. Your period and piles may be hiding the rest of it. Check your medication info and get your butt back to the drs.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Paging Dr. House. Dr. Greg House.
bazjack 26
OK, so endometriosis is a condition where uterine lining grows in places in the body other than in the uterine lining where it belongs. When a person with it has their cycle, all that tissue can bleed, no matter where it is. I am not a doctor but I know that endometriosis patients sometimes have nosebleeds and bleeding gums during their periods, as well as hemorrhoids. I hope you see this and consult an OBGYN if you can, or at least do some googling if you can't. Good luck!