Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Fortuitous 0
Oh, bloody hell.
jkmartinjk 16
pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (318)
kxd 0
ewww nasty
ifyouwereasheep 0
amen
coNsperAZI 4
yeah that sucks. RUN!!!
perdix 31
You are a criminal for not successfully impregnating at least one of them and giving them a nine month vacation from those pesky periods.
FerrariCake 2
Your suggestion that he resort to incest is both repugnant and far beyond the boundaries of socially acceptable behavior. A far more acceptable solution would be to buy a bottle (or box) of cheap wine and use it to bribe a homeless man into performing the necessary impregnantions.
redrovaa 0
Leave it to perdix to suggest incest.
DocBastard 40
Ferrari, just when I think perdix and Kay have the market on perversion cornered, you swoop in and claim dominion.
FMLsohardithurts 0
agreed
FMLsohardithurts 0
btw STOP WITH THE INCEST I used to be good at it until you showed up.
TheDrifter 24
Planning an Arkansas vacation Perdix?
that_guy_ollie 0
wincest !
upsidedownfools 5
Except after you give birth you bleed for six weeks straight. Soooo... A week once a month or a nine month break then six weeks of torture. Your choice ;)
happyday123_321 2
Um eww! He is RELATED TO ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!
RandomHavoc1 13
someone doesn't know the definition to "incest"... ^^
Chanayaa 0
I'm on my period too.
And_Jelly 0
Hahaha. I just got mines today. Lol
kekeshayeshaye 4
no one cares....
blo0_starZz 0
Agreed with @179 (:
rofflewaffle 9
Me too. Let's all braid each other's hair and sing to the moon goddess at night in a beautiful grove of fireflies. Or not.
lopezoliviajane 12
On the bright side, your not pregnant!
redrovaa 0
If a girl bleeds for 7 days, she really should get that checked out. The most a woman should bleed is 5 days. Sorry to ruin your 'trying-to-be-funny-sexist' joke there. :)
FerrariCake 2
You should watch "Night of the Living Dead". At least then you'd have someone to empathize with.
Chanayaa 0
we don't bleed for 7 days it's like 5 or 6 if it's longer than 7 you have a problem.
ToesToea 3
what does PMS mean!
skyttlz 32
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
Hgielad_720 0
Nope, I'm pretty sure 48 is right. :)
zach5432 3
nah. it should be MFDS. mad female dog syndrome
monnanon 14
no it should be FUWTS - fed up with this shit cause i know that's how i feel every time i get a period
chicky95 0
pre-menstrual symptoms
labratory5 0
**** YOUR LIFE HARD