Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
silvercamaro 22
Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's embarrassing, sorry OP!
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Comments (110)
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's embarrassing, sorry OP!
gjikvtj 18
It's actually a good heads up for guys who care about protecting their balls
ComoEsJuan 24
It's not very nice either. Period.
ktmla 14
You're right that's bloody awful
joea21 21
Period puns are no laughing matter
kayydb7 14
72 is on their period.
aimzskee 30
No.
silvercamaro 22
Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.
Pleonasm 36
But then where would a good deal of internet humour go? Those auto-correct fails, the awkward messages or files sent to parents by accident, the ritual embarrassment of their progeny on social media sites, or themselves by trying to be hip or otherwise? At that point there would be total feline takeover of the internet!
EnderWolf1013 9
shut up dumbass, @17
Wakachulak 22
No there wouldn't, #17! We'd still have ****!
sunshineb81 16
#33. No need to name call. 17 has a good point and presented it with humor. Too bad you are lacking in that area:)
warsun 27
Isn't there an FML almost identical to this one?
liketenpandas 6
not so funny meow is it!!
FrozenMusic 26
At least she cares haha but a bit embarrassing
lord_meloetta 20
A friend of mine's mother did almost the same thing
MidnaLink 35
Almost?
ihpp 22
parents. can't live with em' can't live without em'.
JBChristian 47
Depends on how often they do ridiculous things. It can get very aggravating and depending on what a parent does and to what extent you're better off without them. Like my father not letting me go to school. Luckily I'm on my own now and start college this fall.
norisorroz 28
I deeply feel for you.
SqueezeMe32 9
So sorry OP..now I'm doubly glad I got mine when things like that weren't broadcast to everyone. Hope it gets better for you and hope this is the extent of your moms public announcements :)
RedPillSucks 33
Meh. My wife would have used smoke signals or african drums. She can get around any technological limitations.
Mauskau 36
"squeezeme" with your boobs out in the profile picture? I hope you don't complain about pervy messages.
Pleonasm 36
37 - Aren't you the one who makes a point of always talking about how big your boobs are around here, while tending to post pictures with a respectable amount of cleavage? I just thought it sounded a bit weird coming from you.
HeyTherexxx 21
37- Who cares? You are not her, and I highly doubt your rude comment will influence her. Get the hell off your high horse, because I'd be more than happy to give you some humble pie.
HeyTherexxx 21
Aw, 43, you beat me to the lecture.
LaurenLo 17
#14 yours is my favorite comment of the day I think hahaha
Yessi_Boo 14
She probably knows it's embarrassing just as much as you do xD
RedPillSucks 33
Did she get any "likes"?
garebear61 14
Just dodge it if anyone says anything.
Uglyfeet 23
Using the academic period excuse to dodge, maybe... nah, FYL OP :/