Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
Oh, bloody hell.
jkmartinjk 16
pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.
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al3xg 0
I ******* FEEL FOR YA MAN. good luck btw.
XxSarahxX800 0
lmao win!
watchasay71 4
That sucks OP, I'm on mine at the moment and I can't have a conversation with someone without screaming at them or throwing a tantrum cause I didn't get my way, ah the funs of PMS!!!!
coolsteve 0
psycho bitch
0opsie 6
I feel for you. Leave the house for a couple of days. I get PMS especially bad and try to stay away from everyone and control my mood swings the best I can, but it's almost impossible to not piss someone else off. :{
hurleycat 6
#2 I'm a girl too. and yes, PMS is real. it sucks. your just lucky enough not to get it.
boatkicker 5
Women can definitely bleed more than 7 days. I used to have a 13 day period.
pineappleluvah 0
it's not that bad. be a man. Get over it
Terpaxsten 0
Oh my god, what if every woman on Earth had their period at the same time?
coolsteve 0
the world would smell of fish
Compass 0
O_O Don't joke about that. Even Chuck Norris could not stop that apocalypse. The Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse? Need names.
katierogers138 3
i don't know what vaginas you have been around, if any at all....but they must have been pretty disgusting for you to think that that is what lady parts all smell like.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
poor baby seriously thats tough when that day comes stay over a friends
Attacksloth 33
They'd probably find a reason to yell at him, too, if he decided to do that. I'd advise sleeping over, OP, maybe for a couple of days. Just let things blow over. Ignore phone calls from them until they start acting like... sane people.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
carry around a bag of chocolate and throw them a piece when ever they come near you? "back demon! back!" :P
TheLoneTurnip 0
sorry for the random message, but had anyone ever told you how hot you are? ;)