Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
Oh, bloody hell.
jkmartinjk 16
pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.
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xRNMxFTNx 0
it actually happens. my roommates and I happen to have them all at the same time.
ImFreeFalling 0
116, scuse me but I take "jokes" like that offensively. And this app that I have doesn't let me reply, only post comments, so deal with it.
siv97splat 0
whoa ignorance! geez you don't have to get mad! and you don't have to be mean either. also, she can react to a joke any way she wants! anyways, it was a racist joke, people tend to take offense to that and she has a right to be angry. I would be pissed too
coolsteve 0
it's not racist you stupid twat.
alyssasuro 1
win haha
MzKitty83 0
When I worked @ the clinic and a woman came in and got a Norplant implant some would have bleeding for up to 6 months b4 we were allowed to remove it, just from how much hormones are released
llamalover96 0
dude -.- omg really seriously no girls act different on their periods literally never
NewSlang 0
That's actually pretty true, some girls will rarely ever get PMS during their periods throughout life. It varies on the girl.
Toriab13 0
I back that up completely. A lot of girls just try to use it as an excuse when really they're just a bitch to begin with.
monnanon 14
you're wrong. Periods can be extremely painful for some women and that will make them cranky and quick to anger. Some get serious problems with their hormones too.
veesky 0
pms is real cause its just mood swings not everyone gets it but the ones that do can generally control it. i no cause i get and so does my ex bff we dont talk cause she was a bitch to my friend and attempted to blame pms. not cool but yes its real
Greenpenguin999 7
Tmi, but you're just lazy. Heard of bushes?
rockyraccoon28 8
lol. according to seventeen...it must be true. no but seriously, it is true.
KylaaKatastrophe 0
Because Seventeen would neverrr lie, right??.......
Rheannon 0
i know. when i get my period my mood swings are horrible. they had to put me on lexapro to keep me calm lol.
teamholcombe 0
Actually, a period is from 28 to 40 days. Women only bleed two from 10 days, when the uterus rid itself of the egg.
JonnyNoThumbs 0
Recommend the depo shot to them. I haven't had a period in 7 months.
sarah48_fml 0
I rather deal with having a period than getting a shot every 3 months
dreaGiallo 0
plus I know many women who gained a ton of weight from that damn shot.