Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
Oh, bloody hell.
jkmartinjk 16
pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.
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BroSkii69 8
you mind hiding your ****? I swear, considering you got the 3D glasses you must be like...12
Devin91 20
agreed .
SadinSherman 16
Stay at a friends.
cheeringchica 1
Just buy them some chocolate or ice-cream, and stay out of their way! You'll survive OP (:
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
142 is right. We just use tampons for an extra three days or so to keep the baby unicorns and diamond lollipops from falling out afterward.
jessicaaababy 8
what the hell #71 that is just damn creepy and disgusting! ewww
luis01 0
wats ur myspace
randiZ25 0
love it!!
_Annonymous_ 0
I know that feeling, I get stared at like a criminal every time my sisters and mom start
iSTAYFLYY 0
omfg i feel ur pain theres nothin u can do but wait out the storm
NewSlang 0
PMS actually occurs BEFORE a woman's menstrual cycle. PRE-menstrual syndrome.
boatkicker 5
Mine usually carries on into the first day of my period. Maybe they all started today? However, I don't turn into some wild bitch. I just get really weepy. Anything remotely emotional (the bad and the good) makes me cry.
at0micmin3r 23
Okay people... seriously, HOW does HE deserve this?