Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
Oh, bloody hell.
jkmartinjk 16
pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.
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Comments (318)
Zosiaaa 0
And this is why you're a virgin
Blo0dSp0on 0
I don't trust anything that has two heads and only thinks with one.
overthelimit 3
a period can last anywhere from 4-10 days so 7 isnt very unnatural.
Mooby 6
lololololololol
Devin91 20
bro FYL ! Ik exactly how that feels except I have 4 sisters , so just ignore it soon enough they'll all be done with their periods .
hahaalolz 0
some chick has her period for 3weeks at a time, true story
nifkin 0
true
emo_devon 11
omfg....poor OP......damn.........I'm so sorry. I hope u didn't have to go buy tampons/pads for them...I had to do that for my sis once. and she was older.
FLCL4711Fox 0
if the streets run red in London this Halloween I guess we'll know why...
love_me_electric 20
It's called PMS because it's PRE-menstrual syndrome. If they've already started their periods then the way they're acting has nothing to do with PMS. They're probably just bitches in general.
skyttlz 32
It just means before each individual period... I've had mine for 4 years and I get pms.
sundayporch 2
PMS is just a blanket term. It is still entirely possible to be hormonal during your period.