Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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scenebarbie123 0
Sneeze on her and freak her out
chaoticxxxmess 3
Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.
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Comments (138)
Alexunited1212 2
Wow that sucks ********
SCREAM4meeee 0
Cats are disgusting animals.
Cashtangoteam 10
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You're going to have dumb babies
lilcatisawesome 7
Yep dumb dumb babies
flockz 20
so she is going to have a baby with her mother in law? because i doubt her husband is as dumb as her.
UMad_Bro 3
I hope your husband did not inherit any stupidity from her.
Amrel 10
You seem like a dumb baby
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
She too probably thinks evolution is a myth debunked a long time ago.
Keyman1212 14
Early onset dementia?
yamatelle 19
So you're implying that, not only is stupidity contagious, but it's also hereditary? If that was the case then they'll have to dig for my IQ to find it.
Pixxio_O 11
Tell her that you will never have sex with her son unless she gets proof that her stupidity isn't contagious
gojira666 7
Allergies arent contagious- signed Dr.Duh
Johnny2by4 0
oh the irony at all the stupid people thinking that stupidity is hereditary
animalover721 3
So u have an extremely dumb mother in law, doesn't mean it's gonna affect ur kids!
Bethawny 0
shes only doing it coz she cares about ya. why else would she not let you inside ha house if you're allergic to her cats? you have the best family evah!
dre_bro11 12
OP, tell her it is, then sneeze and cough right in front of her.
SteelCladAngel 0
Bethawny, you're obviously as stupid as OPs mother in law.
yankfan89 27
Or use mass amounts of hand sanitizer
chaoticxxxmess 3
Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.
Iamnotmyself 17
I'd check and see with a doctor to see if stupid is contagious.
Lanceeden 12
Fake a doctors note lol. If she's dumb enough to think allergies are contagious, she'll believe that.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Yo mama-in-law is SO stupid, she... (Brody's voice)
uffiewuffie 0
That woman did not finish high school.
No_LoveMM 3
15 I love your pic.
sinny7684 4
By the sounds of it, OP's mother in law could've been so high in school that she only has but a few working cells in her brain now. Yay, drugs!!
scenebarbie123 0
Sneeze on her and freak her out
Ali_Ridhima541 0
hell yeah girl show the lady what u got!
GuitarFail123 9
yup u go crazy cat person super amazing awesomeness!!!!!!!!
animalover721 3
Tell her it's completely contagious and spreads to a lot of mother in laws
tnigz 3
Um if she is your mother in law doesebt that mean its his mom
victimization 0
132 what the hell are you talking about....
Blacksxe 1
Wow gotta love stupid people.
sxe_beast 11
Yup, they clean our streets, collect our waste, and serve us fast food! w00t - go stupid people!
ThogTheCaveman 7
5 - No you don't. They're too stupid to even have this sarcastically suggested to them, because they'll think they're wanted.
xADTR182 0
So anyone who has any of those jobs are stupid? Everyone has to start somewhere. You don't know what's going on in their life. Who knows? They could be working to put themselves through school or to pay off their loans... Every job is honorable.
sxe_beast 11
Yes, because working at McDonalds' or cleaning out portable toilets is "honorable". I'm not talking about the high school/college kids who work there. I'm talking about the large amount of middle aged people I've seen collecting rubbish, working at fast food, etc. They're obviously not "smart".
Capt_Oblivious 10
Agree, so long as you tell her she has to bring one stating that her stupidity isn't contagious as well.
maystery 0
But it is genetic
firefail1031 0
Mother in law .....need a doctor's note too?
lovelydarlings 6
Bring her a doctor's note, that'll shut her up.
grapisy 8
Brilliant woman right there.
yomommma 6
True That.
davidisbeast 12
Lol she either doesn't like you at all or she's the biggest retard ever ....
RaineLee 5
I like cats :)
crinx034 0
Good for you.
Siji 0
I prefer beef.
gizmo323LA 0
To eat
mikaylajarvis 0
mmmmmm.... yummy!!! lol
punkrocker092 0
Cats suck