Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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ducks4life11 0
why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!
Incubuss 0
To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL
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Comments (84)
doggone456 0
that sux...I hav to say I really wuldnt like a twinkie if I was someone 0.o
ladies_man217 0
ahahaha why would you send the girl you like a twinkie at all? take her out on a date if you really like her
SecureReflex 0
I'm using my iPhone FML app, how do I reply to the OP and not to a comment? I'd rather not be one of those losers who comment to #1 to sate their lust for attention.
doink 0
The comment button is at the bottom right corner. It looks like a pencil and a little white box.
Sirin_fml 47
Thank you, Doink; I was unsure myself :-)
pooper19 3
When you say Twinkie I hope that you are referring to your penis. If not YDI for being a douche
thatonek1d 0
what are you? in kindergarten? a Twinkie? even if nobody tampered with the note, she would probably still consider it an insult
flyersfan365 0
Yea cause you know girls want twinkies instead of flowers or chocolates.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
the Twinkie was obviously a metaphor for the ops other 4 inch long cream filled treat.
KikiThePug 0
I would rather a Twinkie.. not some damn flowers that many bugs vomited, craped and pissed on. I would like choclate though. :)
Icyyy 0
I'd like an apple or some chocolate. Not that fancy, overpriced, heart-shaped stuff, just a bar of Hershey's. Meh, I'm hungry :U
omfgrofl1337 0
49 is full of WIN
thecrazyasian 3
why the fk would u give a girl a Twinkie
iwuvwolfz 0
xD 64 I'll slide to unlock =P
WolfsGuns 0
#76, i hope u realize dat 64 is a guy just look in his profile
Prodigy7 4
Whoa, 10 moderated comments in a row.
MmissyT 8
lmao i was thinkin tha same thing...wtf?
CitizenSnipz 0
Seriously.
BeeHappy_fml 0
NUMBER ONE I LOVE YOU. it's time to duel!!
n_epic_fail 14
why the hell would u give her a Twinkie?? some chocolate or a flower or even a ******* lollipop would work. UDI
poolofblood 0
i am not first i will never be first i fail as a human being and will be sacrificed to the gods of fml wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
yeah whatever!
seanders 10
That's alright dude we're not supposed to come first anyway.:)
yuggi1 11
Maybe the gods of FML, in some imaginary world, are a bunch of hot chicks. In that case way to go! xD
Xavi89 0
where can I buy tickets to watch that?
anarchy109 5
what...the...**** really nobody cares
awesomeness1004 3
well thats a nice complement huh?
Rei_Ayanami 18
A kind idea,but you really should have hand delivers it, things like this happen all the time, hopefully she will understand.
franniedottp 8
Ayanami-San, I think you LOOOVE your pilot :)
Rei_Ayanami 18
My pilot? Are you talking about Ikari?
ducks4life11 0
why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!
people_annoy_me 23
No it isnt
Fortuitous 0
Twinkie, twinkie big ass star, everyone knows the fatty that you are.
brennboo 3
haha love it
boomsl4ng 11
that was pro my friend!!
Dollie01 0
hahahhaah ikr
compliments 0
suk me penis! <===3
Incubuss 0
To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL
Southern_Grown 0
hah..true true. I was thinking the same thing, a cute note, flower, or even a box of cherry coated chocolates are acceptable. but a Twinkie?? it's almost a straight up prank gift...
BakNBitz 0
i prefer my chocolate not covered in cherries, it gets too sticky.
thirdbase1733 0
I disagree. I think it says wtf doesn't like twinkies
ninjabridge01234 0
at least it wasn't a snowball
Ryonix 0
owned ydi you should have gave it to her yourself rather than trust ppl
Shell02 0
love love love your picture