Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
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turtlemansam 6
She's not your best friend. she's your mom
cutieepie101 0
omigod. D: so sorry op
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cutieepie101 0
omigod. D: so sorry op
Agamemnon_fml 0
Maybe you should have uglier friends. ;)
TookiMyCooki 0
wouldn't it be wierd if the dad and the friend had a kid together?
BakNBitz 0
And the concieved child grew up to create a FML account with the name of TookiMyCooki
stephanie0613 0
Ughhh !!! wow FYL Op, sorry.
77taylah33 0
OMG sorry op=( from now on make sure your dad is out of the house when she comes over! other wise things could take and ugly turn!!
LightningLadyy 0
25, that was awesome.
Sayhwhat 0
how is being drunk an excuse
missawesome16 0
shes a ***** she was probably sober and u might have a half bro/sis on the way
brunobabe 0
U honestly think she's still gonna be friends with her?!
Starcatch77 20
And in what situation was she drunk AND with her friend's father in a place that they could have sex?
mariafromkorea 0
How does this qualify as a FYL?
JrPeru14 0
I know right? lol
Arsonnist 3
If op's "father" lost his virginity to her friend, that would be a strange twist and more of an FML for op.
eddieyes 0
35 you are a scientist !!! lol
ItsCommonSense 0
35 good thing that's not possible since OP exists.
blkpanther510 4
couldn't it be that OP was adopted? Therefore the father of OP could have OP without having sex?
Brittaneyyy 0
it was her dad and best friend that is a fml for her re read n maybe ull understand it
Arsonnist 3
Judging from the name 63, I'd expect you to get the possibility that op was adopted or something and lied to about it. Person above me: I was responding to the one who doesn't think this is an FYL and giving them a scenario. Reread the post and maybe you'll understand.
Kyto7884 0
or genetically created in a lab :P no sex for father.. just a good magazine xD
EulessMeangirls 0
Shes 15. Lmao
PhishloverA 14
Other way around 35
nelliegw 26
#35, the friend lost her virginity, not the father.
nycuser 0
Looks to me like she is trying to be an American beauty!
TheFlyingLampie 4
Agreed :D
z620 0
ftw dad
jkgfdxb 0
eww so nasty. hopefully she's not a minor;) ew but her virginity. wow
jkgfdxb 0
hmm actually.. wait op is your dad single and sexy;)
turtlemansam 6
That's just messed up to a another level...
jkgfdxb 0
you never know. he could be Johnny depp status
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
^win
gotmilk23 0
agreed
MissErikaHart 0
dads not hot, ops friend was drunk
Sun_Kissed18 25
You don't know that, he could be pretty good looking all the fml said was her main excuse was being drunk
TheDrifter 24
Yeah dad could be early thirties rich and buff. Or he could be fifty fat and drunk and your friend just identified with that.
XxAlenaxX 7
Ew no. I'm not just saying this cause he is my father...he is just very unattractive
suckmysarcasm 10
Haha you lady are made of win! ^^
knibbsy 4
What is this, American Beauty?
Sarah Berryman 8
ooh god
xdeadxradiox 0
Lol go dad! XD
swish22743 0
he must of been a sly dad lol and your pic is beautiful :)
turtlemansam 6
She's not your best friend. she's your mom
ca123 0
Step mom, even! OP, things will be tough at first but just remember: she's not there to replace your mom. she's there to touch your dads weiner.
Draminicaus 0
It's impossible to say "wiener" and use it in serious conversation. That's hilarious.
noaige 6
Bahaha!! yesssssssssss...
hawtdawggy 0
lol thats pretty funny
chris13fg 0
your cute
omgshaylaaa 0
6- 3 beat you to it. op uhhhh yikes better keep your legs closed. you never know when your dad could pounce
knibbsy 4
Didn't see 3 when I posted, I'm getting some iPhone lag. Regardless, let's make jokes about it now. Let's see...YDI for being drunk enough to think Kevin Spacey is hot.
BrittazEdward 0
thats awkward..
SingleMaltScotch 4
Her father goes after girls (possibly underage girls) his daughter's age. And OP's friend believes it's fine to sleep with a friend's father. These are totally effed up relationships. So yeah, it's a FYL.
lala150 24
My God, I was starting to think I was the only one concerned with her age! Like you said though, even if she is of legal age, you would think OP's dad and friend would be creeped out by the thought of the situation.