Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
Oh, bloody hell.
jkmartinjk 16
pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.
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Comments (318)
balldega 0
dude I am sry for u u life sucks but do what I do just tell them is nah ur fault there pmsing n just leave don't let them say something back just leave
bachooka 5
do you know how long it takes to rip a human face off?? because op will if he says that to four PMSing women!
weritomexican 7
dude I know the feeling haha it sucks!!
SwiftKick2DA 0
I feel you on that. generation of men raised by women. the boys today take a lot of shit from them. but ya got to love them anyways =]
chachi3592 0
lmaoooo.......i think we can all relate =)
whValentine 0
Get outa there! you're not safe!
Uscdrew1 7
Why did this comment remind me of an episode of "Sonic Says"?
coolsteve 0
psycho bitch
marleyvk 0
im not googling cause my iphones spazzing, so i guess theres facts that it happens, but me my mum, cousins, and aunt have completely different cycles... oh shit im stupid, of course mine at least is different cause of the pill... but they arent on it and are opposite sides of the month. well i guess theyre special and wont align XD
Henryyy 0
BLUE WAFFLES!
ImFreeFalling 0
@95: I'm from Arkansas you asshole. Don't ******* stereotype my state okay? What is it with people thinking that southerners all have sex with each other in their own family? Incest is gross, and I take offense to your comment.
penfoldsman 0
wow pretty random with the sync. I'd leave...FAST
gigilvrs6 0
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH! BRUSHING YOUR TEETH WHEN YOU CAN BE CLEANING MY ROOM.SHEESH PEOPLE NOW A DAYS
Uscdrew1 7
WHY SO CAPS LOCK?
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
While I was reading this the little voice inside my head was screaming..