Today, my little sister decided to move one of the mouse traps I set for our current mouse problem onto my desk chair. Apparently when a mouse is caught in a mousetrap it's cruel, but when it snaps on my balls, that's hilarious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning out the crawlspace and set a mousetrap off with my testicles. FML
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I have to admit I sometimes snoop in my daughter's room, but she must have realised this because she has started laying booby traps for me. I'm currently in the ER getting fishing hooks removed from my hand after she taped them to a mousetrap and left the mousetrap inside her desk drawer. I deserve it but, FML
Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
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tmtsans 9
This is the moment when a little girl turns into a corpse.
Siriusproblem 10
You're in quite a pinch OP. Ok, bad puns aside that sucks for you. I hope you feel better quickly, every man can testify how bad ball pain is.
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tmtsans 9
This is the moment when a little girl turns into a corpse.
Siriusproblem 10
You're in quite a pinch OP. Ok, bad puns aside that sucks for you. I hope you feel better quickly, every man can testify how bad ball pain is.
Pindadio 7
I think you should rub scotch bonnets on her tampons...
Saikon1357 25
Rub ghost peppers on everything that touches her skin
Noah Stpierre 7
Or ghost pepper oil
Ayasha_fml 12
If it kills them completely, and instantly, not cruel. But if it wasn't a humane trap, probably Karma and to try and prevent more offspring from doing the same.
AbbytheMacaroni 9
I cringed hard and I don't even have balls.
Chloe555_fml 27
She's not wrong.
DeltaDragonxx 20
I can tell you that you would not be saying that if you knew the pain
jake_braves 25
Yeah 6, you'd be crying like crazy with that pain. Too bad you can't feel it.
epicgamer 18
go die in a hole ******* stupid ass bitch
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If one of those things manages to kill a mouse, put the corpse under her sheets.
loueasy 23
This is why little kids are "falling" into animal pens.
stretch101 14
Sorry that happened to you OP. Hope you have seen a doctor.
bornpatriot 11
Boy. My balls hurt just by the thought of it.. Your sister probably had little idea of how much it hurts. Be the bigger person and don't get back at her.