Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
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Top comments
dobiesFTW 1
watch out for the guy saying, "rehab? you came to rehab for cigarettes? I used to suck dick for coke. have you ever sucked dick for cigarettes?!"
alunajoy 5
Rehab just for cigarettes?
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Comments (336)
esueh 0
ugh .I would say she was overreacting but then I realized my parents would be all over my a##
phukdisz 1
well then rehab is going to be a breeze for you.
kenshinjapan 2
Why didn't you throw the pack away then?
I_look_better 0
why didnt you just throw away the cigarettes? haha real smart
zackbjj1 0
agree with #73
tanjoodo 3
I never tried it and never will.
jaydeeschumacher 0
you all act like he is a terrible person just becouse he smoked one cig, it's true they are bad for you but it was his decision not yours you snooty pricks
PurplePigeon 0
rehab for butts? WTF? and never try smoking. if you don't smoke now don't ever. I smoke and I wish I never started... hope you never try alcohol. she will be shipping you off to AA. :/
BrittanyNicole83 0
ydi for wanting to start an expensive habit thats bad for you.
Cuppycake1488 0
Your unnatractive, clearly dumb and probably smell bad. So, you FAIL. :]