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AkaiKitsune Victoria, Canada

Who won?

Today, my horse and I got into a disagreement over the jumps. I thought "we" should be going over them. He thought "I" should be going over them instead. FML

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I take it, he won?!

Surprising. Everyone knows horses love for someone to jump on their back and force them to jump fences for no reason

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I take it, he won?!

Horses are well known for winning such arguments.

Surprising. Everyone knows horses love for someone to jump on their back and force them to jump fences for no reason

If you knew anything about horses you would know that no one can force a horse to do just about anything. As her horse CLEARLY demonstrated here, he did NOT want to go over the jumps today, and he didn't.

Your horse is such a character, AkaiKitsune. I love that he's the majority of your fmls.

20 years of riding and I can still be surprised... Sometimes in some creative and spectacular ways

He sounds like an ass...

Or a Jackass xD LOL

Give your horse the cheap hay tonight while you chow down on some carrots, apples and alfalfa.

Your Horse FMLs are always great, AkaiKitsune

20 years of riding and I can still be surt

I guess u were horsing around too much for him to take u seriously xD

You jump, I jump.

I fought the horse and the horse won!!

"How about we both jump over this thing?" "Neigh." :D