AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
imobesejk
United States
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
cannabis_this420
United States
Bullseye
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
=(
Australia
Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
To each their own emergency
Today, I had to drive my grandmother to the emergency room. I periodically tried to call my parents but neither of them picked up, even when I called the house. We sat there for 6 hours and still no one took her to a room, and no response. Mom finally called back, only to tell me to get her a pack of cigarettes. FML
Anto
France
Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML
Confused
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Gracie
Do as I say, not as I do
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Goody2shoes
India
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
OuttaNowhere81
United States
Smoke 'em while you can
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
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colton_colton 50
Then smoke a joint to counter her
XxPojoxX 17
Grab the cigarette and smoke it. It's good because all the smoke enters your lungs and opens your airways allowing you to breathe freely. No need to say thanks, just my good deed for the dag
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Comments (27)
PharmacyJoe 13
Well, at least the cause of your asthma seems pretty clear. Hopefully the docs had a good chat with your mother and she realizes that smoking around you is a no-go.
TheEpicKitten 20
I guess you're just smoking hot
TheEpicKitten 20
Come guys it's a good pun
idefka 34
No, it's not.
yenze 18
It's not even a pun it's a play on words
SUN_lover 19
Not even close to good.
Glynnis62 13
Imagine if something worse happened and she had to do CPR. Hope your okay OP.
colton_colton 50
Then smoke a joint to counter her
LordVaper 14
That would actually help OP
XxPojoxX 17
Grab the cigarette and smoke it. It's good because all the smoke enters your lungs and opens your airways allowing you to breathe freely. No need to say thanks, just my good deed for the dag
danimal_crackerz 26
Is this a troll or true?
poisonedpeanuts 22
Uh troll. Smoking is literally the worst thing you can do when it comes to asthma.
InternetHobo 18
Sorry she did that OP. I hope you're alright!
ssnow_fml 20
I think she is secretly trying to kill you. Might wanna keep an eye on her OP
SUN_lover 19
33 morons who voted YDI should be locked in a heavily smoked filled room.
ellabellaboom 24
Idiots be clicking YDI like "You deserve it for having asthma." smh.
domolovesyoshi 33
It states clearly "that could've happened to me" which it clearly could've happened to people who clicked it. You need to read these things more clearly before passing such horrifying judgement.
wRIPPERw 23
Doesn't help that once I accidentally tapped it I couldn't take away the YDI, I could have a second vote and tap FYL.
jbuiel123 18
I had an asthma attack once when I was really young because my grandma smoked in the house and in the car and literally everywhere almost constantly and I ended up having to breath pure oxygen from a machine for a while because of that shit and she still smokes today and some other family members won't stop smoking near kids or even other people in general. It's quite sad that the big tobacco biz has been able to kill people legally because the box says how dangerous it is. Makes me sick.
TWayne95 13
Asthma is a joke. It's all in your head. Just calm down and breathe