Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
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Top comments
dobiesFTW 1
watch out for the guy saying, "rehab? you came to rehab for cigarettes? I used to suck dick for coke. have you ever sucked dick for cigarettes?!"
alunajoy 5
Rehab just for cigarettes?
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Comments (336)
ciitrus 0
so why did you have a pack if you didn't like it and only had one? YDI
X_o_X_ocutie 0
smoking kills second hand smoke can kill even those of us who don't smoke YDI
gavriel 0
The weed controversy. my view is, we eat fried food knowing its bad for health. we eat junk knowing its unhealthy. we drink alcohol knowing it dries and kill more than just our liver. we do all kind of "stupid" things knowingly. so as much as its rude to call an obese person fat, whether he may or not deserve it, i feel its rude too to generalise/catergories/label weed/pot/cig smokers as stupid and such, whether or not it does causes brain damage or what. thats up to medical practitioners and scientists in the area of subject to debate. and i doubt any o us here are. cheers
lexi0413 1
hahaha sucks for u
joshuabaker1 3
your lucky u didnt like it
martini47 12
Ya ur lying lol nice try
Kforest 0
that's pathetic. rehab should be for people who actually needed it. not someone who wanted to look cool and try a cigarette, once.
Gauzl 2
It doesn't matter wether you like it or not, it's the temptation and the addiction, in fact most smokers hate the taste
desertpunk75 11
Ydi dumbass.
monkiki62 5
Rehab for cigs? Hahaha what a joke.