Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
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dobiesFTW 1
watch out for the guy saying, "rehab? you came to rehab for cigarettes? I used to suck dick for coke. have you ever sucked dick for cigarettes?!"
alunajoy 5
Rehab just for cigarettes?
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Comments (336)
rawrimaunicorn 0
everyone saying he deserves it is stupid.sure cigarettes are bad but he was trying it.curiositu always takes over.I say fhl because his mom thinks its such a huge deal she wants to send him to rehab for smoking.a lot of people smoke way more than one cigarette ans I dont see them being sent to rehab.
Senseless_487 29
The only reason he deserves it is because he bought an entire pack to try one, and then didn't throw the remainder away when he realized he didn't like them.
greatsarcazm 0
if (you = didn't like it) { then why'd you keep the pack? }
brushababyy 0
I have smoked cigarettes since I was twelve. I have smoked weed since I was thirteen. If cigarettes are going to be my only addiction then that's okay with me. rather have your kid smoking than smokin crack right? rehab isn't worth one cigarette. your families nuts. you don't Deserve it.
brianjman14 23
He kind of does deserve for not throwing the pack away or hiding it better (to sell it) after he tried one and didn't like it, but he doesn't deserve for his mom to flip out and send him to Rehab. So in a way, it's kind of FYL and YDI.
xsam4296x 0
she tried to make him go to rehab and he said, " No! No! No!"
timmy455 0
how old are you?
timmy455 0
how old are you?
omega802 0
what the **** cigarettes and weed are both bad for u just stop doin it or just neverdo it
Zurk 0
www.norml.org is all socentific facts about marijuana, I suggest some of you morons read it before trying to state "facts."
frustratedashell 4
Smoking is way worse than weed in so many ways. There's no clean way of smoking besides getting addicted and smoking 5 packs a day till your lungs are black. Marijuana's not addictive and there are cleaner ways of getting high. OP, thats ridiculous lol.
Zurk 0
yay! someone who knows facts. :)
Kawaiichan42 3
Really? Marijuana isn't addictive? Tell that to my little sister, who has been through three different inpatient programs and is in an outpatient program right now for marijuana addiction. It might not be chemically addictive, but it's still mentally addictive, especially when used to self medicate.
Cirri 0
Anything can be psychologically addictive. Chocolate can be psychologically addictive for Christ's sake, so you're not really saying much. Also, I don't mean to presume to know your, or your sister's life, but it sounds like she had underlying problems before she became addicted to weed. In severe cases, yeah, people shouldn't smoke weed, lest it prays on any mental problems, or becomes used for self medication
Hidan_fml 0
Exactly. I hate when people go like "IT'S MENTALY ADDICTIVE!!!" Ummm, anything is mentally addictive? Hell, I'm more mentally addictive to the fruit snacks at the vending machine at school than to weed.
OMGxITZxNIKKY 0
#80 has cute eyesssss :DD <33 haha