Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
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horcrux 6
Well it absorbs blood ;)
gabbster95 0
we are in a recession!!
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horcrux 6
Well it absorbs blood ;)
isaiaha11 2
#2 they are like tampons
xoSammyBearxo 0
2, don't worry bout it. your not a girl.
Trupe 3
Well they were meant to absorb blood. And doctors are such a hassle. Imagine what other strange things he couldve used. Although I can't thing of anything much more strange.
buzz18 7
Whatever works go for it
RiiOT09 9
well at least he's trying to save money right? :-/
Thabb 0
It works though, right?
SqueakyBootz 0
oh boohoo. my boyfriend saved himself a trip to the hospital. Cry some more op. FHL for having to deal with you
mfmylifesrsly 30
1 is FAKE
HandOfClod 0
The bloody hell!?
losers_inc 0
Wtf??? OP get over it it's not that serious? maybe you should have a first aid kit around if you feel like him using your pads is soooooo horrible
nateb1tch 1
well hopefully the gash wasnt too bad
mfmylifesrsly 30
#1 is fake!
seahorses4eva 4
@58 - How do you mean #1 is fake? Like, are you calling the girl herself fake, or the comment she posted? Because I think both look pretty legit.
FarSide 23
He should have stuck a tampon in that hole in his head.
FarSide 23
Your boyfriend is just a pussy.
KiddNYC1O 22
68- LOL. pun intended?
boyguydudemalema 0
i agree with #60 cuz #1 looks like a real girl and her comment is pretty much true or maybe ur talking about her picture being not her ?
mooshibear140 4
He was just putting it to it's use. :)
MyNameIsInvictus 0
58- fake because her name is horcrux? I'd have to agree.
iSitt 0
if he needs stitches then he needs stitches. docs don't put those on for fun.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
smart guy! I would do it
mfmylifesrsly 30
i mean the girl she's pretending to be is fake. she's a friends friend her name is Julie
teresa_009 0
hahaha he's hilarious :')
twinny_sc 13
lol wow funny! my boyfriend would never touch one!
jpjruler 0
that sounds like something I would do lol. that's pretty funny tho. but it coulda been worse. you could have came home and he had tampons in his nose cuz he didn't wanna go to the hospital for a broken nose :P.
lor10 0
thats funnnnny
ThisLoverSoChola 0
people commenting on 58--- I think she says it's fake bc her picture can be easily found in google with the right keywords.. I've seen that pic a few times, but I'm not gonna judge
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Harry Potter ftw.
khadijah32594 3
that is funny and if i did find my husband has one i would die laughing
xyadove 8
tell him to go to Canada :)
kinukle 0
nice bieber cut 141
MyNameIsTheBest 0
ha i have free health care booyah
ImsoMikhail 0
141 looks like Justin bieber 0.o
XxT4N9xX 0
I guess those pads aren't blank anymore.
ladiesman14 0
did he ice it down with your douche bag too ?
ajporrasm 0
if you look like Justin Bieber then you should probably kill yourself. especially if you do it intentionally
SoaringKiwi 0
#1 is hot >.> Lol I liek your hair. (Im not a pedo, nor a guy.)
tweetbaby14 18
she is saying #1 has a fake pic I've seen it on google before under something something emo girls( not sure if that's what it was under exactly). but OP that's what pads are for it's not like he's taking your scented ones and sniffing them so relax it's not a fml.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
58/169/etc: Whether that's her or not, I think I've seen the girl in the pic on the Go Back and Change blog.
Generalx3 0
I wanna hit #189... REALLY hard. idk why. Face pisses me off.
FarSide 23
:) yeah.
sonic19951 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
umm just what exactly are pads.
Neex_fml 0
used to soak up period blood
joeinthedark 18
I presume OP means feminine pads, normally used for absorbing menstrual blood during her period.
mfmylifesrsly 30
2 fails, horribly
Daerauko 0
yeah dude. I think your step mom needs to drag you back to CVS and finish the talk lol
FarSide 23
It's a 60's - 70's word for where I live... my apartment.
lonesomeXheartbr 0
so the fml is that he got blood on your new iPad? that sucks
selenagirl_fml 0
96- he put a PAD, (what girls use on their periods) not on her IPAD....
mfmylifesrsly 30
110 he was being sarcastic.
selenagirl_fml 0
what do you know
sizzle1012 0
#40 is rude. you are suppose to comment on the fml not the people who are commenting (which is the right thing)
3son_fail3 0
110- 96 was sarcastic
5t3ff1k4h 47
Guys, I'm going to give 2 the benefit of the doubt here and assume they were making a smart ass comment. Just what exactly are pads? Bandages, essentially.
lonesomeXheartbr 0
no I wasn't. ^ but right there i was
selenagirl_fml 0
145- were you or not????
Silkie 0
Haha :D #2 I love you. C:
slim21st 1
agreed... 40 is a bitch
lonesomeXheartbr 0
of course ha
cheergirly16 0
oh wow guys 2 fails terribly howbis 40 a bitch you guys are dumbb.....lmao can't detect a fail when you hear one? lol
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
128: Not really. Why have a reply-to-comment feature if we're not encouraged to talk amongst ourselves?
Randen_fml 0
looks like it was used exactly for it's purpose quit bitching that your boyfriend is a genius.
nikkamad 0
you look like this girl that used to do drugs:) and she was on AeTv
gabbster95 0
we are in a recession!!
v1kt4r 13
Hahaha :)
leaveitbe 0
win on his part. good thinking
SabrinaEstrella 0
Agreed. I actually think it's kinda cute ^_^.
SuperNoobs 0
Resourceful, too.
JoNaPatasaw 5
well unless it was the last one, I don't see how this an fml
parapeople 5
Hopefully it was super absorbency.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
versaemerge ftw!!! gonna see then at warped
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
nothing wrong with that op. this isn't an fml
lovely_asian 0
That's a keeper you have their OP he's a freaking genius :)
FYL_LoveMolly 0
LMAO! Best FML in a while xD
joeinthedark 18
Slightly odd use, but go MacGyver!