Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML
Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, at my appliance job, we received a used dryer that needed to be fixed. I took it in the back room to test it. I plugged it in and turned it on. It started to smell so bad that I went to shut it down, but before I did I see two used condoms fly out of the back vent. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML
Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML
Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML
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CharlieDiesel159391 3
sounds like something from Tim the tool man Taylor haha 😂🤣
RichardPencil 32
He's probably a drug dealer, man-***** or a CIA agent* and appliance repair is just his cover story. *or all of the above.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
He's probably a drug dealer, man-***** or a CIA agent* and appliance repair is just his cover story. *or all of the above.
CharlieDiesel159391 3
sounds like something from Tim the tool man Taylor haha 😂🤣
Dandyboi 7
YO 🤣
Jenny Schecter 12
I was thinking the same thing! 😂
africanqueen202 4
Damn he need a new job🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😭😭
spinspinsugar 12
my husband and his parents house burned down today 8 years ago, so even though I have a biased opinion, I'm sorry your life sucks :(
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
I'm very concerned for this mans clients....
WistayShlaio82 13
Maybe that’s what he tells you what he does but in reality he plays a repair man in movies.