Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
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Top comments
dobiesFTW 1
watch out for the guy saying, "rehab? you came to rehab for cigarettes? I used to suck dick for coke. have you ever sucked dick for cigarettes?!"
alunajoy 5
Rehab just for cigarettes?
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Comments (336)
thescyphozoa 6
FYL because you don't actually need the rehab and YDI for not hiding it better.
jameses19 0
does your mom know how much rehab costs and if so I think she's a dumbass for spending that much money for smoking cigarettes.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Rehab for a pack of cigarettes? Either you're lying through your ass (the most probable), or you deserve it, for not bitchslapping some sense into that crazed moron you have at home.
TaraTottz 1
can't your parents see that you only tried 1?!?!
mcrepas 19
though weed is not addictive and supossedly better for you than alcohol or cigarretes, in all reality your getting high from it. getting high is from brain cells dying, plus once you smoke weed just even once, you're more likely to have a retarded child.
Cirri 0
Im going to have to call bullshit on this one. Go pick up a physiology book instead of relying on hearsay and rumor. The high comes from the chemicals in the weed, not from cell damage, and I'm going to have to ask you to cite your sources about the retarded child thing.
TheAwkwardTurtle 0
35 are you seriously implying that you would send your kid to rehab if you found alcohol in his room?
tiffyxmac 0
well, that's your fault so YDI
RKftw 0
move out of your ******* parents house!!!!
Gman712 3
y would u even try?
Celiath 4
With 6 bucks i can buy some beef jerky =)