Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I was in and out of my room to cook dinner at 11:30pm and accidentally locked the door. I couldn't jimmy it by myself so called a locksmith who used two of those inflatable car door things and a screwdriver to pop it in 30 seconds flat. Cost me 180 bucks. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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McFail_fml 4
you should keep your extra key in your rectum so you will always have it...Always.
supermegan 0
ahaha. that's happened to me before. except it was only like two hours and outside a taco bell.(:
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supermegan 0
ahaha. that's happened to me before. except it was only like two hours and outside a taco bell.(:
daniisme 0
taco bell xD in nz, we have AA not AAA lol
turkishjew 0
love dem tacos real good
MrTrueRedneck 0
well at least you had food and a place to stay, not out in the cold but anyways... where was the key??
McFail_fml 4
you should keep your extra key in your rectum so you will always have it...Always.
yourefreakindumb 0
No, her other rectum, you know, the one that you ****.
nazooer 11
Plus, girls don't poop.
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
Sorry about that , although it is pretty hilarious ; who would expect tripple a ( if that's how you spell tripple ) to get locked out. At least you learned how to key a car !
24788 7
Haha, sounds like a great day.
brutal_banger 10
haha
PRiiD3o0o9 1
damn thats krze
stephanieeDawnx 0
CRAZY* You fail.
Soulathyia 0
Wow. That's pretty epic! I wouldve just smashed his window with the crowbar after knocking him out with it of course!
NoteMyGrin 0
Hah. How embarrassing for that guy. Kind of cute. (:
shamille 5
lol that's what i thought. It's more of an FML for him: "Today, I work for AAA. While I was out on a call I locked myself out of my truck, which held all my tools. FML." and everyone would hit YDI YDI YDI
oNikkio 0
FAIL