Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I sent my abusive girlfriend a text, explaining I was breaking up with her via text because I was afraid for my physical safety if I broke up with her in person. She video chatted me less than five seconds later from our doctor's office, where the doctor confirmed she is in fact pregnant. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I just called my now ex-girlfriend to break up with her, due to our insurmountable lack of communication, even though I was in therapy for four months to try and keep the relationship afloat. Before breaking up, she'd blocked me on Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter and Instagram for no reason. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Well of course they will jump to conclusions because it just looks bad. Just tell them what happened
Zoldyck 17
You can't just explain yourself?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (76)
Zoldyck 17
You can't just explain yourself?
Pigpig1234 10
#1 I have a feeling he can't if someone hates you they are going to ignore you, block you and other stuff. So he can't just explain himself
Zoldyck 17
7, I get that but I meant explain himself to his friends. And anyway, if she's crazy, doesn't that seem like something the friends would've already known? Unless he kept it to himself. Dunno, but now I'm curious.
Pigpig1234 10
#8 I know that what you meant, but we do not know what his friends are like they could be listen him are just hate cowards.
stingray112 24
Exact same thing happened to me
oceanbrickfire 21
Well, now I understand why you consider her crazy.
babygirlprincess 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that's how alot of us act when it comes to those kinds of things
tamasani 1
Bull. BTW your profile should say "14 year old boy." Your pictures are stolen from **** sites. Next time don't steal pics that show up on a reverse image search, sad bastard.
leogachi 15
That's rude, petty, and immature.
Mauskau 36
No, we don't actually. The same amount of men act that way as women do, which is a very small percentage.
mswhatever 18
I like how fast he took his pictures down.
Malecent 13
Why would a 14 year old boy name himself baby girl princess...
leogachi 15
So that he can troll guys into hitting on him? That's just my guess.
igg125 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should have gone to her house.
WCARlover 35
Well of course they will jump to conclusions because it just looks bad. Just tell them what happened
christian1509 21
Simply explain yourself
feven 32
Explain yourself and if that doesn't work at least you know for yourself who the real coward is.
Hop6e 22
Should of just shown up at her house. Sides that sounds like you need new friends.
Textastrophe 13
If they won't listen to your side of the story, then there not very good friends
Zebediabolical 45
*they're
littleking94 14
# 25, good job for pointing something trivial out . That must make you intelligent right
ShadowlessSpear 21
Oh shut up #39
JohnTheDonJuan 11
It may seem trivial, but it actually shows how ignorant most of the population is. Why are so many people not able to comprehend there, their, and they're?
lovelockdown23 23
they don't sound like real friends then. If they are your mutual friends then that's understandable but if they were your friends before she came into the picture then their loyalty and support should be for you. unless you seriously dogged her out which isn't the case.
littleking94 14
# 24, I completely agree with this comment. I always hated it when people picked sides according to who they're friends with. True they should've heard op out though