Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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EightInchNails 9
My God...
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.
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Comments (143)
kenjiisown 1
Wow. Just wow. Your mom is hardcore.
sweetdreams999 0
wow that really sucks op
indi80 0
that's a wonderful pic
Mirorbo 27
I saw something just like this while moderating...except it was the father instead of the mother. Hmmm....
sallen0046 4
Why exactly was your mother in your school in the first place? You're going to have hundreds more periods, you really might as well get over being embarrassed by it as quickly as possible.
Cinn_fml 23
^This. Whilst your mum had an embarrassing way of going about it, OP, she meant well.
conversesk8er 0
that sucks op :( but all girls have one so it's not rly that bad and guys don't care
Radix 3
24) I care if they're bitches about it.
Cinn_fml 23
Some can't help the bitchiness, whilst others use it as an excuse.
whattagirl 0
guys would sooo use it ad an excuse if given the opportunity lmao
xcanox 9
I generally avoid females on their period for this reason. As if the physical abuse isn't enough, I get emotional abuse as well. Thumbs down this all you want, I speak for all guys when I say "STOP GETTING YOUR DAMN PERIODS!"
yelwarc 0
I don't know about you man, but I want my girl to get her period lol
lickmyjock 0
dang she better watch her mouth or you're gonna get raped.
margicks 1
Ur moms awesome. Epic burn.
redrovaa 0
Hows this an 'epic burn' O_o She didn't diss her mom, did she? Damn.
sugarkiller_fml 6
how can she do that? it's TMI!
_streets_ 19
That is why I usually refrain from telling my mom when I'm on mine..although she usually can tell by how moody and mean I am.. anyways fyl op
skyttlz 32
my mom notices because of the garbage :/ I wish there was a way to make it un noticeable
destineydeon 0
3: usually women living together in the same household have the same cycle days or anywhere around the same due to hormones. plus, maybe op's mother has to buy op what she needs. soo ydi for not thinking about any of that stuff before you posted your comment. 9: hahahahahhaha
The_good_times 0
Oh man, I wouldn't want to live in a house with 5 women all on their periods at once.
redrovaa 0
My dad has to live with 3 :)