Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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EightInchNails 9
My God...
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.
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Comments (143)
jordan75_fml 0
what a retard u should spread something very secret of hers around now go start some rumors!
roxy999_fml 0
omg. that sucks.
smash94 0
my mom enjoys being embarassing too.. but never to this extreame. feel so bad for u!
christyxoxo 8
omg fyl. i'd run into one of the bathroom stalls and stay there for a whole day if my mom did that. btw, why was your mom at school? unless it was an orientation or probably works there.
Freeze_fml 17
Are you intimate with your mom or everyone at school?
redrovaa 0
Omg, no one has replied to Freeze yet. THIS MADE MY DAY.
trumpetGIRL12345 0
omg I would die
zackkmann21 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
canzo378 0
yea... parents can be so stupid!!
eve28 0
lmfao shes just tryna look out for you, now your a grown ass women
AfyTafy 0
ohh that sucks!! moms.... ugh